What weapons would you like? I can get you anything.
Here's a list to make it easier:
Swords:
Really Sharp Pair of Scissors
Slimquick
The Swinging Sword
Avo's Lamentation
Beadle's Cutlass
The Casanova
The Love Sword
The Merchants Bodyguard
Mr Stabby
Souldrinker
The Splade
Thunderblade
Hammers:
Aurora's Shield
Dragonebone Hammer
Faerie Hammer of the Moon King
Hammer of Wilmageddon
Jack's Hammer
Lunarium Pounder
Mallet's Mallet
Scythe's Warhammer
Sorrow's Fist
Tannar's Glory
The Tenderiser
Trollblight
The TYPO
Pistols:
The Barnumificator
Bloodcraver
The Bonesmasher
Desert Fury
Dragonstomper .48
Gnomewrecker
Holy Vengeance
Mirian's Mutilator
Reaver Industries Perforator
Tee Killer Shooter
Chickenbane
The Ice Maiden
Briar's Blaster
Rifles:
Arkwright's Flintlock
Defender of the Faith
The Equaliser
Facemelter
The Hero's Companion
Ol' Malice
The Sandgoose
Scattershot
Skorm's Justice
The Shrieking Pilgrim
Simmons's Shotgun
Swift Irregular