Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

[Zarkes]

Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

In no particular order. I try to make up quotes as much as possible it provides insight.

Mine:
Life is a drug. Get addicted.

Id rather have my head in the clouds then in a gutter.

No matter how dark the world gets I am bright and I will shine the way.

There are 8 days in a week. The 8th day is someday. This day is reserved for going to college, getting a job, getting married. Someday never comes.

Go with the flow but don't get lost in the current. half mine anyways.

I've heard:

Democracy is a meeting of a sheep and wolf to discuss lunch. Liberty is a well armed sheep.

If God didnt want us to go to space he wewdnt have given us the Mewn.
Ugh Damn it all I cant think of any others Ill post them later. What are some gewd ones you guys knoe?

 

[TheJJMax]

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"When all else fails, blow them up."

I forgot where I read it

 

[James Butts]

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My favorite:

"If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing"
-Homer J. Simpson

 

[Zarkes]

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My favorite:

"If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing"
-Homer J. Simpson

Lol I wish I kewd follow that one.

 

[Firis]

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I have a few, tired though, tomorrow eh?

 

[Necromancer]

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"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, just make sure to stab with an upward motion." -Stephen Colbert
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, then beat 'em. They'll never see it coming." -Stephen Colbert

I like to keep them in my sig.

 

[Firis]

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“You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why dont you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, thats the first rule I will institute.” - MM

“Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?” (I forget the quotee's name)

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." - GLaDOS

"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. " - Nietzsche

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Id rather be hated for who i am than loved for who im not
~ Kurt Cobain

In Life Time Means Nothing, Its Experiences That Define You.
~ Me

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
~ Lao-Tzu

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
~ Lao-Tzu

If life were predictable it would be boring, wouldnt be able to call it 'life' it would become merely an existence.
~ Me

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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"The most common mistake made when designing something completely foolproof is underestimating the ingenuity of complete fools."
-Douglas Adams


"come hell or high water, bring sunscreen and a floaty toy."
-me

 

[Noctus]

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Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

This one.

 

[Arseface]

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"I had a sandwich in my head." - Gir

Really makes you think...

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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"i'd hate to advocate drugs or alcohol to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thomson

 

[TheJJMax]

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Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

 

[Aions]

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win if you can, lose if you must but always cheat
-kegel

no expectations no disappointments - when i say that to ppl they think is a downer, but every time me and a firend go see a movie and hes all like "what a sh!tty movie" i say "no expectations no disappointments"

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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"I'm not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt."
-Ryan Dunn (Jackass)

 

[Necromancer]

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"I had a sandwich in my head." - Gir

I watched that episode today!!! I love you!!!

I've got another one...

"Prepare a lie for everything." -Me

Not very impressive, I know, but it's something I try to live by.

 

[Daemon300]

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Look at my signature

And James Butts' one too ;p

 

[Arseface]

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"I hate people who quote themselves. I don't care how good the quote is, you look like the biggest jackass." - Me.

 

[Noctus]

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Oh Arseface, I love you.

 

[Firis]

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"Once there was an ugly barnacle, and he was SO ugly that everyone died. The End." - Patrick