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O my GOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!

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blazefire17

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I married a noble in a green dress we live in the castle, extremely wealthy 15 million and counting to be exact and i got her pregnant, she has 1000 she gets from me whenever, but my son comes out a black!!!!!!! noble!!!!!!!! i am furious!! now i am not racist it just makes me mad cuz were both white
 
blazefire17 said:
Does this mean she is having an affair? I mean i bang her like 50 times a day so when would she have time?
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Oh man, that is pretty funny. Hope you got prenup...

Seriously though, wtf? Between this and your other kid saying he's starving when you're filthy rich, the offspring system seems a little broken.
 
It's obviously the mother's fault.

I say beat her into submission. xP
 
Sir Robin said:
Oh man, that is pretty funny. Hope you got prenup...

Seriously though, wtf? Between this and your other kid saying he's starving when you're filthy rich, the offspring system seems a little broken.
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I know, the one thats starving is still alive, he got moved out with Elise to bright wall so my noble could move in, had to operate on tha low for a few so they wouldnt see eachother and i get divorced by both of them, but the starving one has a top had and like a common suit on, the freakin bald black kid has a blue prince suit on and doesn't complain and keeps giving me toys
 
blazefire17 said:
I know, the one thats starving is still alive, he got moved out with Elise to bright wall so my noble could move in, had to operate on tha low for a few so they wouldnt see eachother and i get divorced by both of them, but the starving one has a top had and like a common suit on, the freakin bald black kid has a blue prince suit on and doesn't complain and keeps giving me toys
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Huh... well he sounds a lot more like you than your other brat. Maybe your character is actually like 1/8th black and your recessive genes got expressed in him.
 
Autarch said:
Definitely Garth's.
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He keeps giving me toys! how do i sell him/ make him an orphan, something, then im having another child with her, if he isn't white she catches my dragonstomper 48. full power flourish to tha head.
 
Maybe YOU are also Garth's child and it's a genetic throwback!
 
Sir Robin said:
Okay, wow. 'Not to be racist, but sell your black child into slavery.' Really guys? :blink:
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lol I just meant sell it if you don't want it.

It could be green and I'd say the same.
 
Twilight said:
lol I just meant sell it if you don't want it.

It could be green and I'd say the same.
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I know, just playing. It sounded funny the way it came out. :P
 
That's what happens when you marry green people. Green and white doesn't exactly match...
 
I need to kno how to get rid of him so somebody help, im at the orphanage, or (mini prphanage on the side of the street next to the brothel(: )
 
Sir Robin said:
Oh man, that is pretty funny. Hope you got prenup...
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"Holla we want prenup! We want prenup!"

Funny this never happens to me. I would love to have a hey-my-wife-is-white-I-am-white-but-my-child-is-black baby. Granted, I never had a bunch of spouses, though. Seems like it happens a lot, so I figured I'd get one eventually! Maybe I should sleep with a lot of women and really try to get one this time.
 
Izzy Stizzlebonk said:
"Holla we want prenup! We want prenup!"

Funny this never happens to me. I would love to have a hey-my-wife-is-white-I-am-white-but-my-child-is-black baby. Granted, I never had a bunch of spouses, though. Seems like it happens a lot, so I figured I'd get one eventually! Maybe I should sleep with a lot of women and really try to get one this time.
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Well my guy is a straight G. But as for the black kid, i left his ass in the middle of the desert, and i got back to the castle to see he was there, then i was done with it, i grabbed my wife, screwed her brains out one last time, then pulled out my custom dragonstomper 48. and blew head off for ****in a black guy, now the black kid is at an orphanage
 
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