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Sir Robin

Sir Robin

The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot
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That's right, my character got his very first STD today. From his wife. Who gave birth to a black child (GAAARTH!).

Now my co-op wife doesn't want to get down anymore because she doesn't want any of what I've got. Anyone know any way to cure STDs in Fable 3?
 
It makes perfect sense if you recognise the quotes. *grins*

Sorry though; I don't know of anything with respect to your itchy situation.

Too bad they don't have an apothecary you can visit, you know, find some type of balm for that. *Thinking of Oghren from DAO while typing that*
 
Archmenel said:
It makes perfect sense if you recognise the quotes. *grins*

Sorry though; I don't know of anything with respect to your itchy situation.

Too bad they don't have an apothecary you can visit, you know, find some type of balm for that. *Thinking of Oghren from DAO while typing that*
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Blast. Hopefully some DLC? I doubt it though because STDs are just a number and have no in-game symptoms. Aside from CBing you from co-op loving.

And I got that it was a quote from the crawler. Just not sure how it pertains to curing STDs. The clap, like the darkness, infests my character's soul? How helpful.
 
Er, not entirely sure how it fits either, to agree with you. I still find it humourous for some reason.

Is 'CBing' supposed to mean what I think it does? If so then I just laughed right out, maybe I am behind on current abbreviations. Wouldn't surprise me.

Back to the topic - there are no detriments to diseases? I've actually never had one in these games.
 
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Er, not entirely sure how it fits either, to agree with you. I still find it humourous for some reason.

Is 'CBing' supposed to mean what I think it does? If so then I just laughed right out, maybe I am behind on current abbreviations. Wouldn't surprise me.

Back to the topic - there are no detriments to diseases? I've actually never had one in these games.
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If you think CBing means something sexual (or rather anti-sexual) you can't say in good taste on the classier class of forums, then you're probably right.

And as far as I know, there are no detriments to diseases, no. They're just an embarrassing number.

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TROJAN MAN!!!!!!!!
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I thought it was safe to go unprotected! This woman is my (supposedly) monogamous wife, who didn't give me an STD before when we had our first child. Then I come to find out the child isn't even my race, and I get an STD the second time we do it unprotected. Am I to *assume* she just had an affair and went and cheated on the hero-king of Albion? If that were the case, why not work into the plot?

I understand that I'm one of many that this "random-race-plus-STD" thing has happened to. Either Lionhead has a dark sense of humor when it comes to monogamy, or it's just lazy programming. Knowing them, either seems equally likely.
 
The Tyrant Lord said:
All that you love will become shadows. All that you see will become death.
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Oh, I see what you meant. I'll never be cured. As in, "You are tainted; the stain will never wash out. The sun will never shine on you again. You are tainted, broken little toys." Lovely.
 
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Sir Robin said:
If you think CBing means something sexual (or rather anti-sexual) you can't say in good taste on the classier class of forums, then you're probably right.

And as far as I know, there are no detriments to diseases, no. They're just an embarrassing number.



I thought it was safe to go unprotected! This woman is my (supposedly) monogamous wife, who didn't give me an STD before when we had our first child. Then I come to find out the child isn't even my race, and I get an STD the second time we do it unprotected. Am I to *assume* she just had an affair and went and cheated on the hero-king of Albion? If that were the case, why not work into the plot?

I understand that I'm one of many that this "random-race-plus-STD" thing has happened to. Either Lionhead has a dark sense of humor when it comes to monogamy, or it's just lazy programming. Knowing them, either seems equally likely.
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you forget that elise/elliot is still technically in love with that person who helped you save her/him and if you ask her/him to be with you she/he requests to break it to him/her slowly plenty of time to fit in a couple pity ****s as for the wrong ethnicity child it happens randomly with anyone you marry and concieve with even if it's over Xbox Live
 
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you forget that elise/elliot is still technically in love with that person who helped you save her/him and if you ask her/him to be with you she/he requests to break it to him/her slowly plenty of time to fit in a couple pity ****s as for the wrong ethnicity child it happens randomly with anyone you marry and concieve with even if it's over Xbox Live
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I'm not talking about Elise here - never been with her and as far as I know she's dead. Good thing too since apparently she's a big hoore. And yes, I know the randomness happens to everyone - I'm just saying it's unexplained and it would be better if your kid somehow resembled you and his/her mother.
 
Sir Robin said:
I'm not talking about Elise here - never been with her and as far as I know she's dead. Good thing too since apparently she's a big hoore. And yes, I know the randomness happens to everyone - I'm just saying it's unexplained and it would be better if your kid somehow resembled you and his/her mother.
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Lionhead were just extremely incompetent by simply adding a random model assigner whenever a kid is created, not taking into account the traits of the parents. My first child was white as a baby (when in the crib) but then turned out black when he grew up. It just makes no sense and totally ruins the whole family aspect of the game for me.

They could just have made it so that when two white people have a child, a random model of a selection of white children is picked. If the white hero and a black person has a child it will just randomly pick from both white and black children.

P.S I didn't make that Warhammer 40k condom package. It sure is pretty though.
 
On my kid after looking at them for a while i noticed it was actually dirt on their skin because they used the same model as the bowerstone industrial children
 
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