HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUGARTITS

[Quistrix]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU LOOK LIKE A PREPUBESCENT, NON-EJACLATING REPROBATE
AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO

And to Hobbe on your 12th 13th 14th 15th 16th birthday I give you ONE TOTALLY LEGIT GIFT VOUCHER FOR A LIMITED, ONE TIME ONLY LAPDANCE FROM HERMIT!!111111111*

Oh and he'll be dancin' to this.

Good luck with that one.



*VALID UNTIL JAN 9TH

 

[TRA Rotid]

Ooh, Hobbe's 16? HB!

 

[Firis]

Too old now, not attracted.

Happy Hobbe Day!!

 

[TRA Rotid]

Oh and he'll be dancin' to this.

Good luck with that one.

Dancin' :shifty: right.

 

[Tyloric]

Still jail-bait here.

I'll be back in 2 years.

 

[Gikoku]

Happy birthday jizz machine. <3

 

[Hermit]

SUPER HAPPY FUN BIRTHDAY FROM PROFESSOR GENKI
MAKE SURE TO TAKE YOUR VITAMINS AND TURN THE SAFETY OFF BEFORE FIRING

 

[Dark Drakan]

Happy Birthday buddy.

 

[Purple Nurple]

happy birthday el duderino

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Happy birthday dude, if you're into the whole brevity thing.

 

[Steve]

Happy birthday, matey. <3

 

[HobbeBrain]

Fanks guise

 

[Tsuyu]

Your birthday is this close to Christmas?

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

.... My condolences.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Your birthday is this close to Christmas?

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

.... My condolences.

I actually don't see why it's a problem... I like it in fact.

It's like, Christmas, and then after that, I just get ANOTHER WHOLE LOAD of presents

And all you normal people have to go back to your depressingly boring lives and wait until next year

 

[Tyloric]

My brother's birthday is on the 23rd.

He's 37 and dat bitch ain't never gottten double presents. lololol

 

[HobbeBrain]

My brother's birthday is on the 23rd.

He's 37 and dat bitch ain't never gottten double presents. lololol

Same with me... except that I'm 21 years younger than him.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Happy birthday mother f*cker

 

[Tsuyu]

My brother's birthday is on the 23rd.

He's 37 and dat bitch ain't never gottten double presents. lololol

Yeah that's how it usually goes. Cheap bastards. Guess you lucked out, Hobsey ol' chap.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Yeah that's how it usually goes. Cheap bastards. Guess you lucked out, Hobsey ol' chap.

But... I've never... got... double presents.

 

[Tsuyu]

You just said that you do...?