Be stupid assholes for the sake of being stupid assholes and ****ing everyone off. Post solely to raise post count, not to add anything to whatever discussion they may be posting in. Doublepost and create topics gratuitiously, usually stupid posts and stupid topics. Generally make everyone in the vicinity want to beat them to death with a rubber ducky. Fling insults like a chimp flings its own ****. Crap all over the English language, and any others they can get their hands on. Pop up out of the ground and throw rocks at you until you shoot out its nerve clusters.
Well, maybe not the last bit. I may have gotten a bit confused there.