2012

[Evan]

Re: 2012

The world is stupid. But not rlly. wats gonna f*ck up the economy is all the suicides

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: 2012

I posted it in the previous 2012-thread, and I'll post it once more in this one.

 

[asatre]

Re: 2012

aw heck no. maybe, just maybe 2040...when my first son is born. :neo:

 

[asatre]

Re: 2012

You believe the worlds going to collapse under its own debt in 2012-ish, and you predict you will have a son in 2040. You type in magenta, and not only do you think you'll reproduce, but you also think it will be around 2040, and you can even tell what gender it will be, and that it will be in 2040 that we'll all die. Sir, I tell you, you're better than the Mayans. Bad news for your son though.

i own a magical globe that allows me to see your worlds future; i am earth's protector. i will actually reproduce several times. i will have two daughters before the chosen one-my son- comes along. after that, i will defend earth from his attack against us and sire forty-one more children and win 10984 nobel peace prizes. i will also win 4029 oscars for my spectacular performance and final duel with my evil son, who would have grown to power through his inherited abilities.

i am earth's protector.
i am your future, your savior and your seer.

 

[Gikoku]

Re: 2012

i own a magical globe that allows me to see your worlds future; i am earth's protector. i will actually reproduce several times. i will have two daughters before the chosen one-my son- comes along. after that, i will defend earth from his attack against us and sire forty-one more children and win 10984 nobel peace prizes. i will also win 4029 oscars for my spectacular performance and final duel with my evil son, who would have grown to power through his inherited abilities.

i am earth's protector.
i am your future, your savior and your seer.

Can you tell me the winning lottery numbers? Thanks.

 

[asatre]

Re: 2012

Can you tell me the winning lottery numbers? Thanks.

no. my power must not be misused for personal gain. that is, others' personal gain...i use it all for myself. :ninja: