A Project-Ego Story

[Daemon300]

For that, you're so not in the sequel.

Good. Daemon300 approves +10.

 

[Hermit]

Good. Daemon300 approves +10.

 

[Daemon300]

Lovely.

 

[Walker]

Um... I'm deeply, deeply disturbed. Moreso than I was before.

Deeply. Muy, muy disturbed.

 

[Gikoku]

Um... I'm deeply, deeply disturbed. Moreso than I was before.

Deeply. Muy, muy disturbed.

Why, because you're deeply sexually attracted to me, or because Arseface is your siamese brother?

 

[Walker]

Originally I had explained that it was because Arse is my twin, but I removed it. There's also something deeply disturbing about conjoined-twin-sex.

I, of course, have no problem being deeply sexually attracted to you, because my mental image of you is a young Asian woman with delightfully bouncing breasts. I still suspect that's what you actually are, and the "Happily married Ohio man" is a fake identity you use to avoid getting hit on.

 

[Gikoku]

my mental image of you is a young Asian woman with delightfully bouncing breasts. I still suspect that's what you actually are, and the "Happily married Ohio man" is a fake identity you use to avoid getting hit on.

... wtf, how'd you know?