Wonderfoole WINO
Schizoid Misanthopist
- Joined
- May 19, 2008
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- Age
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A WARNING TO ALL CITIZENS OF ALBION
ATTENTION!
let it be know to all citizens of Albion that, if you kick my dog, this will happen.
1. the safty will go off
2.you will die (most likely by decapitation)
3. anyone (gaurds or other citizens) who tries to do anything about it will also die (by whatever means i see fit).
4. i may or may not then go on killing spree in your town.
so, if you dont like dogs, ask yourself "is it worth it?" befor you do anything that you wont have much time to regret.
please not that this will happen EVERY time. regardless of my morality, purity, or location. only on rare occasions (like if my wife is nearby) will i take the time to bring you to a secure location befor killing you. if by any chance i am on an important quest, or for some reson should not kill you imediatly, you will receive a nickname or some other special marking to identify yourself and i will kill you later.
so, just to be purfectly clear: i love my dog, you hurt it, you die. NO EXCEPTIONS.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
thats my policy. kick my dog and die. whos with me!? :w00t:
ATTENTION!
let it be know to all citizens of Albion that, if you kick my dog, this will happen.
1. the safty will go off
2.you will die (most likely by decapitation)
3. anyone (gaurds or other citizens) who tries to do anything about it will also die (by whatever means i see fit).
4. i may or may not then go on killing spree in your town.
so, if you dont like dogs, ask yourself "is it worth it?" befor you do anything that you wont have much time to regret.
please not that this will happen EVERY time. regardless of my morality, purity, or location. only on rare occasions (like if my wife is nearby) will i take the time to bring you to a secure location befor killing you. if by any chance i am on an important quest, or for some reson should not kill you imediatly, you will receive a nickname or some other special marking to identify yourself and i will kill you later.
so, just to be purfectly clear: i love my dog, you hurt it, you die. NO EXCEPTIONS.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
thats my policy. kick my dog and die. whos with me!? :w00t:
if they do they will die!!!