Angry Joe Show Reviews

[Dark Drakan]

The Order 1886 Angry Review

Angry Joe and Lycan Joe do battle for the Glorious Order! How does this PS4 Exclusive measure up to its Hype? Will it be the PS4′s Killer App? Find Out!

What you will like...

The Console Best Amazing Visuals!
Interesting Mythos.
Incredible Attention to Detail.

What you will hate...

Short Experience at 6 to 7 Hours with No Replay Value at all.
Excessive QTE that doesnt add much.
Unsatisfying Storyline and Ending that Sequel Baits HARD!
Weak AI Partners and Enemies.
Very Linear and Scripted without much Player Choice.

4/10​

 

[Dark Drakan]

Battlefield Hardline Angry Review

Want an in depth detailed explanation for why Battlefield Hardline Sucks? With extensive opinion on multiplayer? Look no further than this 40 minute Angry Review detailing why BFH is one of the worst BF games to date!

What you will like...

Some Nice Atmospheric Cop Levels.
Character Driven with great Voice Acting.
Heist, Blood Money and Hotwire modes can be fun.
Great looking Single-player graphics and lip syncing.

What you will hate...

Short Cliche Dull Storyline.
Cop Mechanics - Arresting, Scanning, Case Files are poorly thought out.
Half as much content as BF4 at same price.
Crosshair mode is awful.
Most Online Modes feel neutered.
Progression ruined by Hotwire where driving in circles is rewarded too heavily.

5/10
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[Dark Drakan]

Mortal Kombat X Angry Review

AngryJoe and OtherJoe do battle in the Latest Mortal Kombat game! How does this one measure up to the excellent 2011 reboot? Find out!

What you'll like...

Varied Roster with Great New Characters & Variations!
Tons of actual fighting modes & gameplay.
The New Krypt is Awesome!
Beautiful Visuals & Series Best Fatalities!
Ease of Entry, Deep Combat for Advanced Players.
Impressive Graphics & Backgrounds with great Intros.

What you'll Hate...

Bullshit DLC & Preorder Practices.
Shorter Story-mode than MK 9.
Missing Characters Locked to Story Mode. ​

8/10​

 

[Gikoku]

Ugh. The DLC nonsense for MKX and story-only characters ruins it for me. On the bright side Warner Bros. is painfully predictable with their greed so they'll totally release a Komplete Edition down the line with everything at a cheaper price and I'll just buy it then. So thanks for saving me some cash WB!

 

[Dark Drakan]

The Witcher 3 Angry Review

Witcher Joe of Rivia takes a look at the final chapter in Geralts Story. How does this RPG stack up? Find out!

What you will like...

Beautiful Graphics & Detail in one of the Largest Open Worlds.
Nearly all systems from Witcher 2 have been Improved!
Fantastically written and told main storyline.
Side quests all feel important and meaningful!
Ciri is Friggin' Awesome!
Branching Paths with Multiple Endings.
GWENT!!!!!

What you will hate...

When the credits roll.
Crashes, Glitches & Bugs.

10/10
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[Dark Drakan]

Batman Arkham Knight Angry Review

“Baymang” Joe and “OtherSuperman” FINALLY Review the conclusion to the Arkham Trilogy, Batman: Arkham Knight! What took so long? and how does this final game measure up? Find out!

What you will like...

A Certain Character Makes a Full Appearance and is the BEST part of the game.
Improvements to existing mechanics.
Best looking Batman Game to date on Consoles.
Tons of Theme & Content. Feels Batman.
Great Voice Acting & Performances.

What you'll HATE...

The PC Version.
Overuse of Bat mobile.
Most of Batman's Villains are regulated to repetitive side missions.
Scarecrow & Arkham Knight are both disappoint.
Boss battles are awful.
Weaker Story.
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[Gikoku]

It comes off like Arkham Knight is basically their best and worst Batman game to date. I've seen a lot of people complaining about the season pass content as well due to them being overpriced but extremely short with little substance. Not to mention the season pass is apparently the only way to unlock many characters for free roam? That's messed up, I really enjoyed the first 2 games (couldn't care for Origins) and was hoping to get my hands on Arkham Knight, but that'll be awhile on consoles and the botched PC release currently robs me of that as well.

 

[Dark Drakan]

It comes off like Arkham Knight is basically their best and worst Batman game to date. I've seen a lot of people complaining about the season pass content as well due to them being overpriced but extremely short with little substance. Not to mention the season pass is apparently the only way to unlock many characters for free roam? That's messed up, I really enjoyed the first 2 games (couldn't care for Origins) and was hoping to get my hands on Arkham Knight, but that'll be awhile on consoles and the botched PC release currently robs me of that as well.

A shame as its been said its really good on console (despite the 30FPS cap) and in ways is best Batman to date but at same time it has some of the worst business practices tied in with it. Rather sad it's being milked for DLC & extra content with season passes that cost a fortune.

 

[Gikoku]

A shame as its been said its really good on console (despite the 30FPS cap) and in ways is best Batman to date but at same time it has some of the worst business practices tied in with it. Rather sad it's being milked for DLC & extra content with season passes that cost a fortune.

Yep. $100 to get the complete game or basically $150 if you're an even bigger sucker and grabbed the limited edition. People can moan and groan over the business practices all they want, but unless they actually do something about it with their wallets it won't mean anything. Companies like WB do their business based on statistics and to them it just looks like "rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble *millions of dollars flood in*." Activision has mastered consumer stupidity for years.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Yep. $100 to get the complete game or basically $150 if you're an even bigger sucker and grabbed the limited edition. People can moan and groan over the business practices all they want, but unless they actually do something about it with their wallets it won't mean anything. Companies like WB do their business based on statistics and to them it just looks like "rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble *millions of dollars flood in*." Activision has mastered consumer stupidity for years.

I haven't purchased it and have never bothered with any DLC for previous titles either. Witcher 3 deserved my cash so that has all my attention currently.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Rocket League Angry Review

AngryJoe and OtherJoe Review Rocket League and find out that the game is definitely better and safer than playing in real life!

What you'll like...

Surprisingly Simple yet difficult to Master.
Hopelessly Addictive.
Cars Control well.
Great Soundtrack

What you'll HATE...

Server Issues.
Single Player could use more work.

9/10
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[Dark Drakan]

Godzilla Game Angry Review

JoeJaguar & GodzillaJoe take part in an Epic Battle to Review Godzilla The Video Game! Find out just how bad this travesty is for non-fans and fans alike! Expect more people!

What you'll like...

Godzilla is in it.
It has a good Roster of other Monsters.

What you'll HATE...

Everything Else.

2/10
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[Dark Drakan]

Metal Gear Solid V Angry Review

AngryJoe, D-Dog & Quiet assemble the Diamond Dogs to Review Kojima’s latest and perhaps last Metal Gear Solid Game. How does it measure up? Find out!

What you'll like...

Amazing Transition to Superb Open World Emergent Gameplay.
Interesting Unique story that spans a wide variety of tones and genres.
The FULTON!
Motherbase & Collection Mechanics make everything meaningful and extends playtime!
Insane amounts of customization.
Rewards countless play styles.
Crowning achievement for Kojima!

What you'll HATE...

Cut 4th Ending & Pacing Issues toward end
Quiet's outfit Kinda Dumb.
Online Issues.

9/10

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[Dark Drakan]

Halo 5 Angry review

MasterJoe & OtherJoeLocke Review Halo 5: Guardians, I revisit one of my most fond nostalgic video game franchises of all time! How is the series doing under 343’s care? Find out!

What you will like

Multiplayer Holds up the title.
New Ways to play like Arena, Warzone, Breakout & more.
Beautifully Detailed and Smooth FPS.
Good Mixture of New and Nostalgic gameplay.
Fantastic Sound Design and Score.

What you will HATE

REQ Points Microtransactions System.
Missing Splitscreen Mutliplayer.
Short, Weak Campaign.
Misleading Marketed Locke vs Chief Fight.
Lame Heavily Recycled Boss.
Cliffhanger ending without Earning the Journey.

6/10​

 

[Foxtrot94]

When Joe starts his review shooting randomly in the air, you know they DONE F#CKED IT UP!!!

What you'll like...

Graphics are AMAZING!
Sound Design is FANTASTIC!
Heroes vs Villains Mode.
Supremacy & Walker Assault Modes.

What you'll Hate...

Shockingly Shallow.
$50 Season Pass.
No Campaign Mode.
No Space Battles.
No Galactic Conquest.
No Prequel Units.
Starcards & Customization are Pathetic as a Progression System.

5/10​

 

[Dark Drakan]

Fallout 4 Angry Review

AngryJoe emerges from Vault 117 to Play and Review Fallout 4! How does the game stack up? Could it be Game of the Year? Find out Now!

What you'll like...

Character Creator.
Weapons & Armor Customization.
Tons of Companions.
Insane amount of Quests & Content!
Power Armor.

What you'll Hate...

Dialogue Wheel Changes.
Still a few Bugs.
Disappointing Endings mostly the same.

8/10​

 

[Dark Drakan]

Street Fighter V - Angry Rant (& Impressions)

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[Dark Drakan]

XCOM 2 Angry Review

8/10​

 

[Dark Drakan]

The Division Angry Review

AngryJoe & OtherJoe are activated as Agents for The Division, what do they think of the organization? Find out!

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[Dark Drakan]

Quantum Break Angry Review

AngryJoe & OtherJoe review Quantum Break the Xbox One System Exclusive that combines a Third Person Action Shooter with a Television show that can effect each other! See how this unique blend shapes up!

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