Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Angel]

Did Vikings discover caves before cavemen?

Well it looks like they discovered everything else first so...yeah, why not?

 

[Bohemian Knight]

Hi there,

Weren't Admin names blue? Why the change? I quite liked blue.

 

[Angel]

Honestly? I have no idea. I think the current colour scheme is to be more in keeping with the new template but I could also be waffling nonsense to make it look like I know what I'm on about. Steve would know for sure...if you can find him to ask him

 

[TRA Rotid]

Honestly? I have no idea. I think the current colour scheme is to be more in keeping with the new template but I could also be waffling nonsense to make it look like I know what I'm on about. Steve would know for sure...if you can find him to ask him

But Admins are always meant to be above any colour scheme.

 

[TRA Rotid]

So I called Walker a soldier and a marine (after which he "misteriously" left the chat).

Which one do you think he found more offensive?

 

[Angel]

I honestly don't know...perhaps he wasn't offended?

 

[TRA Rotid]

No he said he was.

 

[Angel]

Ohhh...ok. I don't know then. Why not ask him in a pm or something?

 

[Gikoku]

Walker is aiming for Coast Guard which I recall is harder to get into vs. the Marines, and they are not the same thing. So I can probably see why he would be rather offended.

I guess you could look at it a different way, someone who is a fitness & health lover but gets labeled as a body builder when they are not. Just a misunderstanding.

 

[Walker]

Bahahahahhaha,

Dear staff, given a choice between your girlfriend and Rotid, which would you choose?

But yes, I was deeply offended.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Bahahahahhaha,

Dear staff, given a choice between your girlfriend and Rotid, which would you choose?

But yes, I was deeply offended.

That hurts, Walker, that hurts. And I even added -dono to your name.

 

[Walker]

Can I be a little crude here in the ask-the-staff thread? Because BOOBIES.

Also, real question staff... what is a heffalump, anyway?

 

[Gikoku]

Can I be a little crude here in the ask-the-staff thread? Because BOOBIES.

Also, real question staff... what is a heffalump, anyway?

It's Winnie the Pooh having a really, really bad trip. Probably got the stuff from Tigger.

 

[Tsuyu]

Can I be a little crude here in the ask-the-staff thread? Because BOOBIES.

Also, real question staff... what is a heffalump, anyway?

I'm more of a Great Tit fan than a Booby fan.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Can I be a little crude here in the ask-the-staff thread? Because BOOBIES.

Also, real question staff... what is a heffalump, anyway?

To be honest id think of a fat person if someone called someone else a heffalump.

 

[queenofdisco]

Dear Staff

I am in dire need of your advice for you see the weather is hot and the air is sticky and uncomfortable, so to remedy this I opened my window. But then all manor of bugs swept into my room.

I count this many;
-6 moths: 1 on my wall, 1 on my blinds, 2 on my carpet, 1 on my bed, and a f*cking giant ass moth hiding in a shopping bag.
-1 dragonfly whizzing around like it owns my f*cking lights.
-1 mosquito which has probably been here a few nights as evidence of the fresh marks on my hands near my veins.
-1 mini dragon fly on my bed.
-And possibly 1 money spider running up & down my damn walls.

Although my room faces the garden I often open my window to let air in, occasionally some bugs come in, but never like this, this is an unquantifiable amount of unwarranted visitors invading my property. There could be many more to which I'm not aware of, but I've closed my window now and I'm roasting and sweating & exceedingly itchy and my room has been occupied by an army of bugs and arachnids who just don't give a damn about personal property, if any of you don't answer my question within the next couple of hours I fear paranoia may set in and I may have to sleep at my computer desk having a very bad night because of your lack of compassion so I ask you staff what the hell are my options in this most dire situation?

Yours sincerely Hermit

 

[Tsuyu]

Moths are a problem. They so delicate that it is very hard to relocate them without damaging their wings. On the bright side tjey rank very low on the annoyance scale and they don't want your blood. They're also not very lively. I usually leave them be.

Dragonflies... loudy and annoying in the wild. Never had them as guests in my room.

Mosquitos are kill in sight.

Spiders... I like spiders. They kill and eat the more annoying stuff, and here in Sweden we don't have those giant or venomous ones.

 

[queenofdisco]

I like spiders too, have a few framed tarantulas, the white one on my blinds has disappeared I fear it may be a mosquito. theres also some kind of weird black fat one on my walls too, no idea what it is. The mini fly is something else entirely. The moths and dragonfly keep attacking me when I move.

The big ass moth is walking is circles, I think I blinded him with my camera's flash. The money spider has made an appearance but he's not attacking anything, I tried praying and worshipping him he's not answering me.

Hold me Tsuyu.

 

[Tsuyu]

Clearly the solution here is to kill it with fire.

Your room is their's now, the invasion is complete.

Don't let them enjoy the spoils of their victory!

 

[queenofdisco]

*Sleeps on couch*