Dear Staff
I am in dire need of your advice for you see the weather is hot and the air is sticky and uncomfortable, so to remedy this I opened my window. But then all manor of bugs swept into my room.
I count this many;
-6 moths: 1 on my wall, 1 on my blinds, 2 on my carpet, 1 on my bed, and a f*cking giant ass moth hiding in a shopping bag.
-1 dragonfly whizzing around like it owns my f*cking lights.
-1 mosquito which has probably been here a few nights as evidence of the fresh marks on my hands near my veins.
-1 mini dragon fly on my bed.
-And possibly 1 money spider running up & down my damn walls.
Although my room faces the garden I often open my window to let air in, occasionally some bugs come in, but never like this, this is an unquantifiable amount of unwarranted visitors invading my property. There could be many more to which I'm not aware of, but I've closed my window now and I'm roasting and sweating & exceedingly itchy and my room has been occupied by an army of bugs and arachnids who just don't give a damn about personal property, if any of you don't answer my question within the next couple of hours I fear paranoia may set in and I may have to sleep at my computer desk having a very bad night because of your lack of compassion so I ask you staff what the hell are my options in this most dire situation?
Yours sincerely Hermit