Australia keeps trying to kill us.

[HobbeBrain]

We don't suffer any major natural disasters.

That is all.

 

[Arseface]

UPDATE: We just got some massive rain down here. House leaked a bunch, and the water was about a couple inches deep. We're around 3000 kilometres from cyclone Yasi. I'm just glad our furniture didn't float away like most of the Queenslanders' probably did.

Also our power is out

EDIT: and now the power is back.

EDIT2: and now the power is back off

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

reminds me of that scene from eternal sunshine of the spotless mind where he starts thinking about rainy days in his childhood and it starts raining in the living room... as for the cyclone and the power outs.... well, that kinda sucks. how do you still have internet?

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

THE AUSTRALIAN GODS ARE ANGERED! THEY WILL TEAR THE LAND ASUNDER!
According to scientists.

 

[Arseface]

reminds me of that scene from eternal sunshine of the spotless mind where he starts thinking about rainy days in his childhood and it starts raining in the living room... as for the cyclone and the power outs.... well, that kinda sucks. how do you still have internet?

3G is your friend. But it's back on now. At 2 AM. I've managed to stay up simply by burning toothpicks and melting wax with all the candles we had going.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Arseface, I must ask; are the kangaroos Ok?

EDIT: Did you know that female Kangaroos have two vaginas?

 

[TRA Rotid]

You should aslo consider Estonia. Pretty much the only thing that can kill you here these days is ice falling from rooftops.

 

[Arseface]

Arseface, I must ask; are the kangaroos Ok?

EDIT: Did you know that female Kangaroos have two vaginas?

Yes and no.

You should aslo consider Estonia. Pretty mucthe only thing that can kill you here these days is ice falling from rooftops.

What about the KGB?

 

[HobbeBrain]

^ It makes threesomes much easier.

 

[TRA Rotid]

What about the KGB?

As much chance as being eaten by Godzilla in Japan.

Edit: No, that's a false comparison. The correct one would be:
As much chance as being eaten by King Kong in Japan.