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Bard Arena V.2

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Re: Bard Arena V.2

Arckon, you sound a little tired
All this rhyming got you down?
Maybe drinking some Red Bull will get you wired
Just don't end up looking like a clown

This has been lackluster
Boring at best
Where is all the action?
Or is everyone just having a rest?
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Are you saying, your not having fun
If not my battle is won
and yes I am tired
and a red bull would get me wired
But if your board go and find the nightfox
Or in his words, the nox

But I think you just can't handle
the fact that I am putting you out like a candle
Freak you are looking a little green
Are you sick, I guessing on whats seen
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

I knew you would talk **** and walk tall
But let me assure you I am not about to bawl
I'm ship shape and doing well
And if you think I'm about to give in, then you can go to hell

Arckon, you are in a constant state of conceit
Always thinking I am beat
You go too far saying you have won
And yes, I am having fun
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Its good to have a competirtor
But your going down, for I am a preditor
I will not give in
I will fight all the way to the win

Yes you are doing well
I am sorry but I live in hell
(you forget I live in maine)
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

I never forget you live in Maine
Its a place that is boring and very plain

Now Arckon, your spelling is atrocious
Try reading a dictionary
Or maybe have better focus
Did you go to elementary school? Well, on the contrary...
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Pokes at my education
I can't spell big words, so what
When I write my rhymes I get a sweet sensation
so let me bend over and you kiss my but

And how dare you disrespect me like that
all I have done is sat
back and wrote, Now I shall get knighted
and you will be smited

Unless you grvel before me
And what your future holds, we shall see.
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

I see I have successfully provoked you
Now this will be fun
Show me your education is true
And we will make peace when the battle is won
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Won by who
I don't know
but my education tells me
it won't be you
now go find a nice spot and dig your grave
Then fall to your knee
kiss my feet, if not you are brave

Now the time has come
I am pulling out my education, for some
for some to see, for you to cry
Now leave me in peace, Now I say Aye
Hath thou not muddied my name
Thou wilt pay all the same

I take my education seriously
but my concept of reality
forget about it
and upon thy throne I shall sit
and thee will be kissing my feet
for soon I will be one of the elite

And with this line i did not sell
just go to hell
I will have fun with you in maine
after all, unlike the religous hell, its kinda plain
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

The game is over you have win this is fin for blue crow.
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Thats one gone
and one remains, so Freak get off my lawn

I have enjoyed your bout crow
but it is over for you
I can't believe this is true
It seems crow has taken the final blow

(crow is out he can not compete until the battle is won)
Rule Edit:Btw I am sorry I forgot to throw this in
If this battle isn't over for ten pages, the people decides who wins

(oh and crow you may compete, since I forgot to throw that in)
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Surprised I am, at not finding this at first,
For looking upon the great, the crazy and worst,
Of what the forums have to offer here,
Especially with Arckon chugging rum and beer,
But though I may have tried in vain,
To keep away from the bard's title disdain,
Peace amongst the poets there never may be,
Because Arckon and the rest never shall listen to me...
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Your words are heard,
But this is just a friendly game to prove our worth
It is another way to prove our manly girth
Darg you knjow we have no stakes in our hearts by what we say
now listen here, join in and fight for the title, and stay
It seems Freak is gone, until the night,
and that will be the time of your greatest might.
Now fight with us pick up a sword
and fight to become the new lord.
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Arckon;91137 said:
Your words are heard,
But this is just a friendly game to prove our worth
It is another way to prove our manly girth
Darg you knjow we have no stakes in our hearts by what we say
now listen here, join in and fight for the title, and stay
It seems Freak is gone, until the night,
and that will be the time of your greatest might.
Now fight with us pick up a sword
and fight to become the new lord.

A lord you say?
All the way?
But for this Nightfox, gone is the day,
It is time I suppose,
To yield to your poetry and prose,
For now is the time,
As we bards are in our prime,
To show indeed our worth,
Though I can't say girth,
For I have something different of my own,
Something that the bard's war has never known,
A little trick up my sleeve,
A hidden talent that will never leave,
Perhaps you shall get by with fearsome guile,
But I will prevail with wit and wile...
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Win you can not, at least not yet
but I am willing to make a bet
I think you will not win nor will freak
I will win with the crown upon my brow, and a kiss on my cheek
For neither of you posses a quality that I do
I will not fight with wit or force
I will fight with a voice that is not hoarse
My voice will ring over the hills
For my quality is multiple wills.
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Fine FableFreak,
How about this?
Ill win this war,
with an iron fist,
ill rage through your songs,
then slice them to bits
I be a bard,
shall not forfeit,
ill win this war,
with an iron fist,
Fine FableFreak,
How about this?
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Arckon;91427 said:
Win you can not, at least not yet
but I am willing to make a bet
I think you will not win nor will freak
I will win with the crown upon my brow, and a kiss on my cheek
For neither of you posses a quality that I do
I will not fight with wit or force
I will fight with a voice that is not hoarse
My voice will ring over the hills
For my quality is multiple wills.

Multiple wills you say Arckon?
You’ll be needing a will by the time I’m gone
Your rhythm is flat, you can’t cope with my rhymes
I’ll bring the attack, your Bard crown shall be mine
Lay you down with my words, Pimp slap you with verse
I’m the best thing you’ve heard, and you heard it here first
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

The Crown will be mine, if i may say
Your *** will be grass, my verses astray
I shall wipe the floor, with your humble behind,
There is no doubt the crown will be mine,
My verses will force fine FableFreak,
to go drown himself, in a small creak,
my words are THE powerful, yet so may be Hex,
but shell eat her words, yet i could say...text...
Arckon, no doubt, has a swift mind,
his songs are afloat, so yet are mine,
The Crown shall be mine, yet you might not say,
but the Crown will be mine, my verses astray
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Rhadiel;91447 said:
The Crown will be mine, if i may say
Your *** will be grass, my verses astray
I shall wipe the floor, with your humble behind,
There is no doubt the crown will be mine,
My verses will force fine FableFreak,
to go drown himself, in a small creak,
my words are THE powerful, yet so may be Hex,
but shell eat her words, yet i could say...text...
Arckon, no doubt, has a swift mind,
his songs are afloat, so yet are mine,
The Crown shall be mine, yet you might not say,
but the Crown will be mine, my verses astray

Your verses astray? They’re all over the place.
You need to keep your sad rhyming out of my face
Say I shall eat my words, no wait you said “shell”
Try to battle with me but you can’t even spell
Rhadiel needs to sit back, and learn from the master
All your trash talking was just a disaster
Don’t challenge the Queen, the crown is mine
I'm taking charge, and it’s about damn time
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

I may not be great, but i give it my all,
Hex may be heading, for a downfall
Her reign as Queen, shall end in a while,
As I take the throne, with a Kingly smile,
She may be good, but I could be better,
Ill wipe that smirk off her face, with a single letter,
My rhymes can be the greatest, in all the land,
If I give it my all, for greatness I stand
 
Re: Bard Arena V.2

Rhadiel;91451 said:
I may not be great, but i give it my all,
Hex may be heading, for a downfall
Her reign as Queen, shall end in a while,
As I take the throne, with a Kingly smile,
She may be good, but I could be better,
Ill wipe that smirk off her face, with a single letter,
My rhymes can be the greatest, in all the land,
If I give it my all, for greatness I stand

Standing for greatness or just standing still?
I’m passing you by while you’re talking your fill
Say that I may be good when you know I’m the Queen
I will take you down hard and you’ll see what I mean
When I tell all to back up and hail to my reign
I’m Hex of Hell and I’m bringing the pain
 
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