Be jealous

[Tyloric]

I couldn't be bothered to flip this.

 

[Quistrix]

I'll give you my soul if you give me that jacket.

Just about an equal trade I'd say.

 

[Tyloric]

I'll give you my soul is you give me that jacket.

Just about an equal trade I'd say.

Tempting.

But, your soul is cold and jagged. This hoodie is warm and cozy.

Sooooo....

 

[Quistrix]

Tempting.

But, your soul is cold and jagged. This hoodie is warm and cozy.

Sooooo....

I'll throw in a box of animal crackers..?

 

[Tyloric]

I'll throw in a box of animal crackers..?

Deal.

You're more persuasive than the man who lives in my closet and says I should keep quiet if I want to live.

 

[Quistrix]

You're more persuasive than the man who lives in my closet and says I should keep quiet if I want to live.

Firis lives in your closet?


<.<

 

[Tyloric]

Firis lives in your closet?


<.<

osnap

icwutudidthar

 

[Gikoku]

Love that hair.

Yep, I'd hit it.

 

[Tyloric]

Love that hair.

Yep, I'd hit it.

It's really weird; ever since starting college I've taken more and more pride in my appearance.

I have a different hair style every day due to chance. Texas weather is so schizophrenic that it's difficult to have one set hair style (humidity 1% one day, 15% the next), so I just wash is, spray a tiny bit of hairspray for hold, and brush it backwards... by the end of the day it's landed some where different (my hair curls as it dries).

This is today's style. Low humidity, so my hair stayed a bit straighter.

/long gay rambling post

 

[Gikoku]

It's really weird; ever since starting college I've taken more and more pride in my appearance.

I have a different hair style every day due to chance. Texas weather is so schizophrenic that it's difficult to have one set hair style (humidity 1% one day, 15% the next), so I just wash is, spray a tiny bit of hairspray for hold, and brush it backwards... by the end of the day it's landed some where different (my hair curls as it dries).

This is today's style. Low humidity, so my hair stayed a bit straighter.

I've gotten so tired of my hair I prefer to just keep it low with a stubble, it has the tendency to not cooperate when it gets too long. Even now, going to get it cut again this weekend. The longest it's ever been was down to my ass, the level of maintenance for such length was just too much for me.. it all had to go.

/long gay rambling post

Oh no no, don't stop talkin' now. One gay man to another, keep going... turns me on.

 

[Tyloric]

Oh no no, don't stop talkin' now. One gay man to another, keep going... turns me on.

I... started using a new conditioner? ._.

 

[Quistrix]

*puts on a Marilyn Monroe porn star voice*

Sometimes I like to get a whole bottle of conditioner; squeeze it out all over my hair and lather it in slowly.

 

[Gikoku]

Jesus tap dancin' Christ, slow down. You're moving too fast.

 

[Tyloric]

Jesus tap dancin' Christ, slow down. You're moving too fast.

The hell with all this foreplay; my body is ready now.

 

[Quistrix]

I can see I'm no longer needed.

 

[Gikoku]

The hell with all this foreplay; my body is ready now.

Be gentle with me.

I can see I'm no longer needed.

 

[Firis]

... The best part is I'm not in his closet... I am in all closets, for I am Nobunaga the great and powerful.

 

[queenofdisco]

Impending Scouser visit initiated.

*puts on a Marilyn Monroe porn star voice*

Sometimes I like to get a whole bottle of conditioner; squeeze it out all over my hair and lather it in slowly.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Ah **** I only now realized it's Commander Shepard.

I specialize in bionic powers, count me in, Shepard (no romance storyline with this one, though <3)

 

[Angel]

Ok, so it took me a while to figure out what it was I was meant to be jealous of. I looked at the bed, the phone, the beard, the hair, the shorts, the carpet, the walls...and then I scrolled down the page to read the replies before settling on the jacket/jumper thing.

So it's the N7 thing, right?

I be jelly.

That ok?