Heres what i need
Cooks hat
Hammers
Faerie Hammer of the Moon King
Location: Shops
Assassin: Kill 100 enemies with flourishes (+1 gold per hit).
Loved: Make 5 villagers love you (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Adventurer: Successfully complete 30 quests (+10 extra damage).
Value: 2,200
Hammer of Wilmageddon
Fire Mage: Kill 100 enemies with an unwoven Fireball spell (extra flame damage).
Blast: Kill 200 enemies with an unwoven Shock spell (extra shock damage).
Bonebreaker: Kill 150 Hollow Men (+15 extra damage).
Value: 8,350
Jack’s Hammer
Blademaster: Kill 50 villagers or soldiers with flourishes (+30% damage to humans).
Shade: Kill 400 shadow creatures (+30% damage to Dark Minions and Sentinels).
Murderer: Kill 100 villagers or soldiers (+20 extra damage).
Value: 16,500
Lunarium Pounder
Location: Shops
Night Watchman: Kill 200 enemies at night (extra knockdown vs. all enemies).
Thud!: Kill 100 enemies with flourishes (+10% of knockdown per hit).
Hunter: Kill 100 Wolves or Balverines (+40% damage vs. Wolves and Balverines).
Value: 7,800
Mallet’s Mallet
Location: Shops
Vandal: Smash 40 crates (extra knockdown).
Bleurgh!: Kill 200 short enemies (+15 extra damage).
Big Hitter: Become friends with 30 villagers (+10% chance of knockbacks vs. all enemies).
Value: 8,000
Scythe’s Warhammer
Avenger: Kill 300 evil enemies (+21 extra damage).
Stormlord: Kill 200 enemies with an unwoven Shock spell (extra shock damage).
Legendary: Successfully complete 30 quests (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Value: 11,800
The Tenderiser
Location: Successfully complete the "Dark Sanctum" quests.
Soul Burner: Kill 3 spouses (lose weight and purity with each hit).
Fiend: Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Tenderise: Kill 150 villagers or soldiers with flourishes (+20 extra damage).
Value: 12,500
The TYPO
Popular: Make 5 villagers love you (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Churn: Become friends with 30 villagers (gain money with each hit).
Thwack!: Kill 100 enemies with flourishes (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Value: 11,700
Trollblight
Location: Shops
Giantbane: Kill 10 large enemies with flourishes (+80% damage vs. large enemies).
Trollbane: Kill 150 enemies with an unwoven Fireball spell (extra flame damage).
Regeneration: Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions (gain health with each hit).
Value: 2,100
Swords (Melee)
Avo’s Lamenation
Righteous: Increase your moral standing (+20% damage vs. evil enemies).
Blessed: Make 5 villagers love you (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Holy Blast: Kill 200 Hollow Men (extra shock damage).
Value: 12,700
Beadle’s Cutlass
Dayripper: Kill 300 enemies in the daytime (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Killer: Kill 100 enemies with flourishes.
Braggadocio: Successfully complete 30 quests (+30% damage vs. human enemies).
Value: 8,500
Mr. Stabby
Location: Shops
Massacre: Kill 60 villagers or soldiers with flourishes (+15 damage).
Assassin: Decrease your moral standing (gain money and evil with each hit).
Taskmaster: Drag 8 villagers to work (gain money and evil with each hit).
Value: 8,100
Really Sharp Pair of Scissors
Surgeon: Kill 80 human enemies with flourishes (+30% damage vs. human enemies).
Despot: Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Artist: Kill 400 human enemies (gain health with each hit).
Value: 12,100
Slimquick
Location: Shops
Scrounger: Dig up 30 items (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Stabber: Kill 300 human enemies (+10% chance of knockback vs. human enemies).
Purge: Kill 50 nobles (+10 extra damage).
Value: 8,100
Souldrinker
Blackguard: Decrease your moral standing (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Shadow Drain: Kill 100 enemies found near Aurora (30% damage vs. human enemies).
Thug: Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions (+15 extra damage).
Value: 8,300
The Merchant’s Bodyguard
Location: Shops
Big Spender: Spend 8,000 of your personal gold (+2% damage in multiplayer).
Profiteer: Kill 400 mercenaries (+10 extra damage).
Trader: Give gifts to 20 players over Xbox Live (gain money with each hit).
Value: 2,300
The Splade
Location: Shops
Scrounger: Dig up 30 items (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Stabber: Kill 300 humans (+10% chance of knockback vs. human enemies).
Purge: Kill 50 nobles (+10 extra damage).
Value: 2,200
The Swinging Sword
Man’s Best Friend: Have sex with men 15 times (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Ladykiller: Have sex with women 15 times (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Swinger: Have an orgy with 4 other people (+25 extra damage).
Value: 16,700
Pistols (Ranged)
Bloodcraver
Blood Drinker: Kill 20 villagers who love you (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Overkill: Kill 100 human enemies with flourishes (+16 extra damage).
Blood Drainer: Kill 30 villagers or soldiers (gain health with each hit).
Value: 12,300
Briar’s Blaster
Blaster: Earn 10,000 gold from jobs (extra shotgun spray).
Girl Power: Kill 150 men (+12 extra damage).
Heroine: Successfully complete 30 quests (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Value: 8,500
Desert Fury
Location: Shops
Fury: Kill 30 enemies found near Aurora (+30% damage vs. enemies found near Aurora).
Sunblasted: Kill 400 enemies in the daytime (+30% damage to enemies in the daytime).
Man-Eater: Kill 150 men (gain health with each hit).
Value: 2,200
Dragonstomper .48
Revolutionist: Kill 50 nobles (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Dragon’s Breath: Kill 150 enemies with flourishes (extra flame damage).
Workaholic: Earn 10,000 gold from jobs (+18 extra damage).
Value: 16,700
Reaver Industries Perforator
Location: Shops
Fiend: Decrease your moral standing (+7 extra damage, +30% vs. non-evil enemies).
Retail Therapy: Spend 10,000 gold (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Player: Have an orgy with 4 other people (+25% attractiveness, immunity to scarring).
Value: 8,100
The Barnumificator
Location: Shops
Hard Worker: Earn 10,000 gold from jobs (+1 gold per hit).
Popular: Become friends with 30 villagers (+12 extra damage).
Philanthropist: Give gifts to 20 players on Xbox Live (gain money with each hit).
Value: 7,800
The Ice Maiden
Man-Hater: Kill 200 men (+15 extra damage).
Sledger: Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions (extra shotgun spray).
Seduction: Have sex with men 15 times (extra flame damage).
Value: 11,900
Rifles (Ranged)
Arkwright’s Flintlock
Socialite: Become friends with 30 villagers (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Spendthrift: Spend 10,000 gold (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Revolutionist: Kill 40 nobles (+15 extra damage).
Value: 8,500
Facemelter
Location: Shops
Giant: Kill 10 large enemies with flourishes (+13 extra damage).
Melter: Kill 150 enemies with an unwoven Fireball spell (extra flame damage).
Unholy: Decrease your moral standing (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Value: 8,100
Marksman 500
Flourisher: Kill 50 human enemies with flourishes (extra knockdowns vs. human enemies).
Auroran Champion: Kill 100 enemies found near Aurora (+30% damage to enemies found near Aurora).
Ol’ Malice
Location: Shops
Hooligan: Smash 50 crates (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Featherbrained: Kick 100 chickens (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Explosive: Kill 100 enemies with an unwoven Fireball spell (extra shotgun spray).
Value: 2,200
Scattershot
Location: Shops
Hard Hitter: Hit enemies with 200 flourishes (+8 extra damage).
Scattergun: Kill 10 large enemies with flourishes (extra shotgun spray).
Donor: Give gifts to 20 players over Xbox Live (+20% damage in multiplayer).
Value: 2,100
Simmon’s Shotgun
Gulliver: Make yourself fatter (+30% damage vs. humans).
Exhumation: Dig up 30 items (extra shotgun spray).
Officer: Score 2,000 at the Mourningwood Fort Mortar mini-game (+20 extra damage).
Value: 12,300
Skorm’s Justice
Demon: Decrease your moral standing (+10 extra damage, +30% vs. non-evil enemies).
Callous: Drag 8 villagers to work (+15 extra damage).
Unholy Blast: Kill 3 spouses (extra shock damage).
Value: 12,600
The Equaliser
Vigilante: Kill 150 mercenaries (+30% damage vs. evil human enemies).
Woodward: Drag 10 criminals to jail (extra shotgun spray).
Night Watchman: Kill 200 enemies at night (+40% damage to enemies at night).
Value: 12,850
The Hero’s Companion
Location: Shops
Family: Have 2 children (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Benefactor: Give gifts to 20 players over Xbox Live (+12 extra damage).
Savior: Successfully complete 30 quests (+20% damage in multiplayer).
Value: 8,100
I have a couple sandgooses and gold that i am willing to give make mme an offer
Cooks hat
Hammers
Faerie Hammer of the Moon King
Location: Shops
Assassin: Kill 100 enemies with flourishes (+1 gold per hit).
Loved: Make 5 villagers love you (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Adventurer: Successfully complete 30 quests (+10 extra damage).
Value: 2,200
Hammer of Wilmageddon
Fire Mage: Kill 100 enemies with an unwoven Fireball spell (extra flame damage).
Blast: Kill 200 enemies with an unwoven Shock spell (extra shock damage).
Bonebreaker: Kill 150 Hollow Men (+15 extra damage).
Value: 8,350
Jack’s Hammer
Blademaster: Kill 50 villagers or soldiers with flourishes (+30% damage to humans).
Shade: Kill 400 shadow creatures (+30% damage to Dark Minions and Sentinels).
Murderer: Kill 100 villagers or soldiers (+20 extra damage).
Value: 16,500
Lunarium Pounder
Location: Shops
Night Watchman: Kill 200 enemies at night (extra knockdown vs. all enemies).
Thud!: Kill 100 enemies with flourishes (+10% of knockdown per hit).
Hunter: Kill 100 Wolves or Balverines (+40% damage vs. Wolves and Balverines).
Value: 7,800
Mallet’s Mallet
Location: Shops
Vandal: Smash 40 crates (extra knockdown).
Bleurgh!: Kill 200 short enemies (+15 extra damage).
Big Hitter: Become friends with 30 villagers (+10% chance of knockbacks vs. all enemies).
Value: 8,000
Scythe’s Warhammer
Avenger: Kill 300 evil enemies (+21 extra damage).
Stormlord: Kill 200 enemies with an unwoven Shock spell (extra shock damage).
Legendary: Successfully complete 30 quests (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Value: 11,800
The Tenderiser
Location: Successfully complete the "Dark Sanctum" quests.
Soul Burner: Kill 3 spouses (lose weight and purity with each hit).
Fiend: Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Tenderise: Kill 150 villagers or soldiers with flourishes (+20 extra damage).
Value: 12,500
The TYPO
Popular: Make 5 villagers love you (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Churn: Become friends with 30 villagers (gain money with each hit).
Thwack!: Kill 100 enemies with flourishes (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Value: 11,700
Trollblight
Location: Shops
Giantbane: Kill 10 large enemies with flourishes (+80% damage vs. large enemies).
Trollbane: Kill 150 enemies with an unwoven Fireball spell (extra flame damage).
Regeneration: Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions (gain health with each hit).
Value: 2,100
Swords (Melee)
Avo’s Lamenation
Righteous: Increase your moral standing (+20% damage vs. evil enemies).
Blessed: Make 5 villagers love you (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Holy Blast: Kill 200 Hollow Men (extra shock damage).
Value: 12,700
Beadle’s Cutlass
Dayripper: Kill 300 enemies in the daytime (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Killer: Kill 100 enemies with flourishes.
Braggadocio: Successfully complete 30 quests (+30% damage vs. human enemies).
Value: 8,500
Mr. Stabby
Location: Shops
Massacre: Kill 60 villagers or soldiers with flourishes (+15 damage).
Assassin: Decrease your moral standing (gain money and evil with each hit).
Taskmaster: Drag 8 villagers to work (gain money and evil with each hit).
Value: 8,100
Really Sharp Pair of Scissors
Surgeon: Kill 80 human enemies with flourishes (+30% damage vs. human enemies).
Despot: Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Artist: Kill 400 human enemies (gain health with each hit).
Value: 12,100
Slimquick
Location: Shops
Scrounger: Dig up 30 items (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Stabber: Kill 300 human enemies (+10% chance of knockback vs. human enemies).
Purge: Kill 50 nobles (+10 extra damage).
Value: 8,100
Souldrinker
Blackguard: Decrease your moral standing (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Shadow Drain: Kill 100 enemies found near Aurora (30% damage vs. human enemies).
Thug: Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions (+15 extra damage).
Value: 8,300
The Merchant’s Bodyguard
Location: Shops
Big Spender: Spend 8,000 of your personal gold (+2% damage in multiplayer).
Profiteer: Kill 400 mercenaries (+10 extra damage).
Trader: Give gifts to 20 players over Xbox Live (gain money with each hit).
Value: 2,300
The Splade
Location: Shops
Scrounger: Dig up 30 items (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Stabber: Kill 300 humans (+10% chance of knockback vs. human enemies).
Purge: Kill 50 nobles (+10 extra damage).
Value: 2,200
The Swinging Sword
Man’s Best Friend: Have sex with men 15 times (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Ladykiller: Have sex with women 15 times (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Swinger: Have an orgy with 4 other people (+25 extra damage).
Value: 16,700
Pistols (Ranged)
Bloodcraver
Blood Drinker: Kill 20 villagers who love you (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Overkill: Kill 100 human enemies with flourishes (+16 extra damage).
Blood Drainer: Kill 30 villagers or soldiers (gain health with each hit).
Value: 12,300
Briar’s Blaster
Blaster: Earn 10,000 gold from jobs (extra shotgun spray).
Girl Power: Kill 150 men (+12 extra damage).
Heroine: Successfully complete 30 quests (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Value: 8,500
Desert Fury
Location: Shops
Fury: Kill 30 enemies found near Aurora (+30% damage vs. enemies found near Aurora).
Sunblasted: Kill 400 enemies in the daytime (+30% damage to enemies in the daytime).
Man-Eater: Kill 150 men (gain health with each hit).
Value: 2,200
Dragonstomper .48
Revolutionist: Kill 50 nobles (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Dragon’s Breath: Kill 150 enemies with flourishes (extra flame damage).
Workaholic: Earn 10,000 gold from jobs (+18 extra damage).
Value: 16,700
Reaver Industries Perforator
Location: Shops
Fiend: Decrease your moral standing (+7 extra damage, +30% vs. non-evil enemies).
Retail Therapy: Spend 10,000 gold (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Player: Have an orgy with 4 other people (+25% attractiveness, immunity to scarring).
Value: 8,100
The Barnumificator
Location: Shops
Hard Worker: Earn 10,000 gold from jobs (+1 gold per hit).
Popular: Become friends with 30 villagers (+12 extra damage).
Philanthropist: Give gifts to 20 players on Xbox Live (gain money with each hit).
Value: 7,800
The Ice Maiden
Man-Hater: Kill 200 men (+15 extra damage).
Sledger: Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions (extra shotgun spray).
Seduction: Have sex with men 15 times (extra flame damage).
Value: 11,900
Rifles (Ranged)
Arkwright’s Flintlock
Socialite: Become friends with 30 villagers (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Spendthrift: Spend 10,000 gold (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Revolutionist: Kill 40 nobles (+15 extra damage).
Value: 8,500
Facemelter
Location: Shops
Giant: Kill 10 large enemies with flourishes (+13 extra damage).
Melter: Kill 150 enemies with an unwoven Fireball spell (extra flame damage).
Unholy: Decrease your moral standing (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Value: 8,100
Marksman 500
Flourisher: Kill 50 human enemies with flourishes (extra knockdowns vs. human enemies).
Auroran Champion: Kill 100 enemies found near Aurora (+30% damage to enemies found near Aurora).
Ol’ Malice
Location: Shops
Hooligan: Smash 50 crates (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Featherbrained: Kick 100 chickens (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Explosive: Kill 100 enemies with an unwoven Fireball spell (extra shotgun spray).
Value: 2,200
Scattershot
Location: Shops
Hard Hitter: Hit enemies with 200 flourishes (+8 extra damage).
Scattergun: Kill 10 large enemies with flourishes (extra shotgun spray).
Donor: Give gifts to 20 players over Xbox Live (+20% damage in multiplayer).
Value: 2,100
Simmon’s Shotgun
Gulliver: Make yourself fatter (+30% damage vs. humans).
Exhumation: Dig up 30 items (extra shotgun spray).
Officer: Score 2,000 at the Mourningwood Fort Mortar mini-game (+20 extra damage).
Value: 12,300
Skorm’s Justice
Demon: Decrease your moral standing (+10 extra damage, +30% vs. non-evil enemies).
Callous: Drag 8 villagers to work (+15 extra damage).
Unholy Blast: Kill 3 spouses (extra shock damage).
Value: 12,600
The Equaliser
Vigilante: Kill 150 mercenaries (+30% damage vs. evil human enemies).
Woodward: Drag 10 criminals to jail (extra shotgun spray).
Night Watchman: Kill 200 enemies at night (+40% damage to enemies at night).
Value: 12,850
The Hero’s Companion
Location: Shops
Family: Have 2 children (earn Guild Seals faster in combat).
Benefactor: Give gifts to 20 players over Xbox Live (+12 extra damage).
Savior: Successfully complete 30 quests (+20% damage in multiplayer).
Value: 8,100
I have a couple sandgooses and gold that i am willing to give make mme an offer