Cave Guide

[ScareCrowReturn]

So, just got myself a new job, I am now a Cave Guide!

Now, tell me how awesome I am..

Thank you.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

You in a few years, once the enthusiasm has worn off.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Haha, maybe! But atleast in this one I get to throw people off waterfalls, go down abseils and go on ziplines through caves.

 

[Azer249]

So, just got myself a new job, I am now a Cave Guide!

Now, tell me how awesome I am..

Thank you.

So... About dem speeches about rocks and stuff.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Thats awesome!

Watch out for creepers.

 

[Gikoku]

Well, good for you.

Watch out for ManBearPig.

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

Watch out for Cave Hitler.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

So I have to watch out for Creepers, ManBearPig and Cave Hitlers.. Anything else?

 

[Purple Nurple]

rocks falling on your head

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

So I have to watch out for Creepers, ManBearPig and Cave Hitlers.. Anything else?

It just keeps getting better and better doesn't it? Lol.

Oh...and watch out for sinkholes.

 

[queenofdisco]

So I have to watch out for Creepers, ManBearPig and Cave Hitlers.. Anything else?

What are you doing in my home? :blink:

Gets out!

 

[Tsuyu]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103671/cave-in-of-the-winds

 

[Quistrix]

ffffffffff tourists.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

So I have to watch out for Creepers, ManBearPig and Cave Hitlers.. Anything else?

Rodents Of Unusual Size

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Screw this, im going to quit the job.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

I always got a bit nervous when they would take us thru the more narrow passages. Not claustrophobic per se, but it's like the survival instict woke up a little... lol

You gonna scare the tourists? Oh, wouldn't be kick ass to do it as like a Halloween tour? F*** yeah.

Welllll, actually, I go by the name of "Pirate" when im at my outdoor jobs or with my outdoorsy friends. So I will more then likely end up dressing up as a Pirate somewhere along the line..

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

At the beginning of every tour, when everyone is standing outside the cave, you should do this.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

At the beginning of every tour, when everyone is standing outside the cave, you should do this.

I'll give them a sword? Hmm, could work, but they'll end up killing each other.. Actually, marvelous plan!

 

[queenofdisco]

You gonna scare the tourists? Oh, wouldn't be kick ass to do it as like a Halloween tour? F*** yeah.

Reminds me of one time in a cave, the tour guide had a hard hat none of the visitors did, me included. In fact the only safety equipment in the cave was fire extinguishers.....

The cave apparently flooded every few weeks, no records of fire though.