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Child smuggling

Angel

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Child smuggling

Yup, on the way back from Paris, having taken Jessica on holiday to Disneyland, the nice people at customs stopped my sister and her fiance on suspicion of child smuggling...

Didn't help that my details in the passport Jessica was carrying were out of date by a few years...and my sister was merrily waffling on about how my name was Mrs Powell and I lived in Staffordshire when the details said Miss Dart from High Wycombe...

They took my details from my sister to be doubly sure and then let them pass on their way..

I'd better change that passport, eh?
 
Re: Child smuggling

"In our country everything ees made of drugs. Gun made of drugs, banana made of drugs, monkey made of drugs."

"Fine, then give me my money back."

"No, money made of drugs."


So ees your child made of drugs?
 
Re: Child smuggling

Child smuggling, surely theyd know if you had a child in your suitcase eh. This your mum?
"NO"
"Alright carry on"
 
Re: Child smuggling

Devalion speaks the truth.