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Chuck norris is unbeatable? people we have a challenger!

Re: Chuck norris is unbeatable? people we have a challenger!

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You see chuck norris is not unbeatable, because time will kill him some day or someone will get sick of his stuck up attitude and shot him in the back of the head.
 
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Chuck Norris, I dont know how he got poppular. Maybe cause of Bruce lee, but I dont know. But I do know he diddnt get popular "for being chuck norris"
 
Re: Chuck norris is unbeatable? people we have a challenger!

Vero Caerso;337341 said:
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You see chuck norris is not unbeatable, because time will kill him some day or someone will get sick of his stuck up attitude and shot him in the back of the head.
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Stuck up attitude? What? He never created himself as a "god figure", it was his "fans". You really need to think before you post.
 
Re: Chuck norris is unbeatable? people we have a challenger!

Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Jason Stathem, Lu Meng (Or whatever his name is, he is UFC) they can all sodomise Chuck's boney arse.
 
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Damn, that guy sure likes ****ing up peoples limbs. O.o

You would think that at least one of the guards would go "oh **** this" and run.
 
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Even if they did, we all have to follow a previous example.

Even if he did kick Chuck's ass, like Bruce Lee did, he would die the same death by touching such an awesome figure.

And by awesome, I mean the oldish awesome. Not the "OMFG that is so awesome", the "and his presence was awesome". Like awe-some.

I know. I fail again. :lol:
 
Re: Chuck norris is unbeatable? people we have a challenger!

Chuck Norris is like Cthulhu, except instead of causing insanity in those that behold him, Chuck causes wussyness. Thus nobody, no matter how powerful, will be no match for Chuck.
 
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U, that reminds me, I hope no one will get offended by this :
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Chuck Norris is just like money in soccer, over rated and all.
 
Re: Chuck norris is unbeatable? people we have a challenger!

Obviously.. You've never seen The Way of the Dragon. Bruce Lee f**ks him all over and breaks his neck.

Chuck Norris has been defeated.
 
Re: Chuck norris is unbeatable? people we have a challenger!

Tsuyu, who'd win a fight? Chuck Norris or Cthulhu?
 
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Shirosaki;337488 said:
Tsuyu, who'd win a fight? Chuck Norris or Cthulhu?
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Weeeeeell..... Cthulhu isn't of this world and can't be harmed by anything in it (a ship rams through his head, spreading green goo everywhere but he simply regenerates all the goo back and reshapes his head), but Chuck is unbeatable. I guess the fight would only end with the end of the universe.
 
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Tsuyu;337494 said:
Weeeeeell..... Cthulhu isn't of this world and can't be harmed by anything in it (a ship rams through his head, spreading green goo everywhere but he simply regenerates all the goo back and reshapes his head), but Chuck is unbeatable. I guess the fight would only end with the end of the universe.
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I see. Amen.
 
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