Could someone, lend me some Gold?

[MudkipLuna]

...

Sorry, I had an accident on the floor.

:'(

I'm so sorry, dear. But it's better for the both of us if we settle this sooner than later.... I had my last 4 husbands electrocuted.

 

[MaleficRaven]

I'm so sorry, dear. But it's better for the both of us if we settle this sooner than later.... I had my last 4 husbands electrocuted.

I'm a master of Will. Don't make me make your brain pop or something else equally as nasty.

 

[MudkipLuna]

I'm a master of Will. Don't make me make your brain pop or something else equally as nasty.

See? We've been engaged for half an hour and already we are threatening to mutilate each other. I suggest we become swingers.

 

[MaleficRaven]

See? We've been engaged for half an hour and already we are threatening to mutilate each other. I suggest we become swingers.

I thought that was normal behavior for married couples?

 

[MudkipLuna]

I thought that was normal behavior for married couples?

Apparently not. Why do you think I had to shock torture the other 4?

 

[MaleficRaven]

Apparently not. Why do you think I had to shock torture the other 4?

Because they weren't nearly as handsome and intelligent as I?

 

[MudkipLuna]

Because they weren't nearly as handsome and intelligent as I?

Or as talented with their wands.

 

[MaleficRaven]

Or as talented with their wands.

Wand? Pft. Other guys might have wands but me? I've got a nice, big staff. Hell, if you play your cards right I might just let you polish it tonight.

<3

 

[MudkipLuna]

Can I paint it? The boring ones are not worth polishing. Total waste of time.

 

[MaleficRaven]

Can I paint it? The boring ones are not worth polishing. Total waste of time.

Never! A wizard's staff is more important to him than anything! With the exception of knowledge... but they're pretty much on par when it comes to importance. Nevertheless, I refuse to let you defile something so great.