Could the Washington Redskins have a ****tier name?
Vote for as many as you think are ****tier.
Incidentally, the Ravens and the Redskins had a preseason game today. Baltimore vs. DC. So, basically, Maryland's team vs MD-DC-VA's team that, while called the "Washington Redskins," play in beautiful Landover, PG County, Maryland.
The Ravens won, dammit. Which is irritating, since my brother defected and went all-out Ravens fan since he's living up in Towson.
Potomac Privateers-- Trying to come up with weird-ass variations. Like pirates, but with government approval. Nation's capital and all? But with a wider area than DC, anhd they don't even play there... so, yeah.
Washington Warthogs/Boars-- ripoff of a defunct indoor soccer team, Warthogs. Boars similar. Kind of a vague reference to the Hogettes (YAY, crossdressing). Also, we could use this as part of the logo. Further awesome because only Maryland and Michigan Air National Guard fly them.
DC Destroyers-- Er... we have the Navy Yard, right? So we could call ourselves the destroyers? Look, I never said I was GOOD at coming up with names.
DC Dead Men/Deadskins-- 'Skins haters like to call them the Deadskins. Make it our own. Alternatively, zombies are pretty awesome.
Washington Clout That's where I heard it first. The Weingarten dude's column a couple years back. Meh.
And yeah, I used several different things rather than just Washington. But, honestly, Washington Warthogs or DC-something would be most awesome. Anacostia something-or-other would be possible, but sound even dumber than Potomac something-or-other
Washington Redskins is the ****tiest name ever? Could it be? I doubt it. MAYBE one of the most racist.
EDIT: And every time I look at this, I see more typos and weird grammar and ****. I think it's bedtime.
Vote for as many as you think are ****tier.
Incidentally, the Ravens and the Redskins had a preseason game today. Baltimore vs. DC. So, basically, Maryland's team vs MD-DC-VA's team that, while called the "Washington Redskins," play in beautiful Landover, PG County, Maryland.
The Ravens won, dammit. Which is irritating, since my brother defected and went all-out Ravens fan since he's living up in Towson.
Potomac Privateers-- Trying to come up with weird-ass variations. Like pirates, but with government approval. Nation's capital and all? But with a wider area than DC, anhd they don't even play there... so, yeah.
Washington Warthogs/Boars-- ripoff of a defunct indoor soccer team, Warthogs. Boars similar. Kind of a vague reference to the Hogettes (YAY, crossdressing). Also, we could use this as part of the logo. Further awesome because only Maryland and Michigan Air National Guard fly them.
DC Destroyers-- Er... we have the Navy Yard, right? So we could call ourselves the destroyers? Look, I never said I was GOOD at coming up with names.
DC Dead Men/Deadskins-- 'Skins haters like to call them the Deadskins. Make it our own. Alternatively, zombies are pretty awesome.
Washington Clout That's where I heard it first. The Weingarten dude's column a couple years back. Meh.
And yeah, I used several different things rather than just Washington. But, honestly, Washington Warthogs or DC-something would be most awesome. Anacostia something-or-other would be possible, but sound even dumber than Potomac something-or-other
Washington Redskins is the ****tiest name ever? Could it be? I doubt it. MAYBE one of the most racist.
EDIT: And every time I look at this, I see more typos and weird grammar and ****. I think it's bedtime.
