Create your own Legendary Weapon

[AFable2Fan]

Re: Create your own Legendary Weapon

The kamakazie:w00t:
Type: Katana
Damage:1337
Attack speed: extremely fast
Augments: Sacred destruction and 5 extra slots
Bio: Little was know about the hero, Pvt pwnge, but it is said he was donned in Eastern Sanmarkand and was the scrouge of all that was evil. Some say he left his mighty Katana in Albion, others say when he desended to the Lord of light he took his weapon with him, others say he is a total legand and was never actualy real, but most say he left his sword for anyone who learned the secret of being Benevolent. :lol:

 

[Zjuggernaut]

Re: Create your own Legendary Weapon

Name: Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Type: Terrorist
Attack Speed: Very fast
Damage: 20,000
Augments: Boom
Bio: In the shape of a small dead puppet, activating the switch will cause him to shout and cause huge explosions. Though, if you laugh at this Bio, you will hear in your head "Silence. I Kill you."

 

[Twin Blade]

Re: Create your own Legendary Weapon

Name: Chestys secret
Type: Small Dildo
Attack Speed: Very Fast
Damage: 0 DMG, but plenty of feelings.
Augments:
- increasse speed
- vibrate
- cover in rubber balls
Bio: The weapon 'Chestys secret' has been in albion for millions of years. It was said the first holder of this dilly was Jack of Blades when he was a child. He was on his way home and showed it to his father. His father got a grand idea and used it on jacky and then went to the cupbored and got another weapon, The 'RAPEMASTER'! After the 40 hours of each of these weapons jacky was sworn to have his revenge on Albion and that is why he has not died. Most people dont beleave all that though. Most villagers think it was made by the SEX SHOP owner in Bargate prison for the inmates. But it is still around! even after 600 more years! So get a woodie and start sniffing it out!

 

[Shirosaki]

Re: Create your own Legendary Weapon

bit explicit for an all-age forum dont you think?

 

[fable freak 37]

Re: Create your own Legendary Weapon

Name: Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Type: Terrorist
Attack Speed: Very fast
Damage: 20,000
Augments: Boom
Bio: In the shape of a small dead puppet, activating the switch will cause him to shout and cause huge explosions. Though, if you laugh at this Bio, you will hear in your head "Silence. I Kill you."

Tahaha!Looks like everyone even people on the forums watch Achmed the Dead Terrorist to!Here's another line from it:"You don't let Jews into your bar?You ra**st-ba***rd!And who could forget:"So what do you think of Bush Achmed"?"Oh,I love bu-oh wait you meant the president.
Lol!

 

[TaterSalad]

Re: Create your own Legendary Weapon

Kerrigan
Type: Cutlass
Damage: 90, Cutting
Speed: Normal
Augments
- Devestation
- Midas Touch - 75g for every kill
- Lucky Charm
- Kerrigan's Whispering Eye - Makes you luckier when gambling, also makes villagers less 'prudish' torwards you.
This Cutlass contains augments that not only increase the damage you deal, and decrease the damage you take, it also grants you gold for each kill and increases your chances of getting lucky, with pub games and people alike. When Lady Grey was executed the gem she wore around her neck was kept by a thief who'd carefully pilfered it before her head was carried off. This priceless gem stayed in his family for generations, somehow avoiding being sold. Finally, some 500 years later the man's descendent, who had stumbled upon the gem while rummaging through some old crates, placed it in the hilt of a fine cutlass he'd forged. As soon as he did though, he found himself blessed with incredible luck. Women loved him and whenever he gambled he won big. He grew incredibly wealthy and was one day forced into a frivolous duel. As he killed his enemy the blood on his sword beaded up and turned into gold before his eyes. He was later tried for witchcraft, and the sword, which the man had named Kerrigan after his wife (a well known whore) was never seen again.

 

[Zjuggernaut]

Re: Create your own Legendary Weapon

Tahaha!Looks like everyone even people on the forums watch Achmed the Dead Terrorist to!Here's another line from it:"You don't let Jews into your bar?You ra**st-ba***rd!And who could forget:"So what do you think of Bush Achmed"?"Oh,I love bu-oh wait you meant the president.
Lol!

Lol, Yeah. I think I cried when I first watched that.

 

[AFable2Fan]

Re: Create your own Legendary Weapon

Name:A stick
Type: wood
Attack speed: Who cares?
Damage: .5
Augments: ?
Its a stick, nothing else........ you can bludgen somone with it........ nothing else... its looks kind of shiny...... thats why its legendary.... *cough* Fail *cough*

 

[fable freak 37]

Re: Create your own Legendary Weapon

Lol, Yeah. I think I cried when I first watched that.

When I first saw it I burst out laughing in pain and in tears!