You might not know this but it is my birthday on the first of July, so please DON'T MISS IT!!!!! Thank you.
DON'T MISS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
- Thread starter The Annoying Hoverer
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I have, like, zero intention of even acknowledging you on your birthday.
So yeah, screw you and your celebrations.
Oh, don't worry, I'm gonna spend the entire day sulking because you're getting all the attention.
Dude, she's your daughter.
You are a word that, for the sake of censorship (because there are young children about) rhymes with grasshole.
LAWL - how many times did you retype that before posting it? :troll:
For the sake of everyone potentially horrified at the thought of me completely dismissing my own child's birthday, she will be going to Alton Towers for an entire weekend to celebrate and it's costing me half a grand.
Equally, for the sake of everyone potentially horrified at the thought of me being completely altruistic about my own child's birthday, I am of course holding it over her like a motherclucker and will do for the rest of her natural life.
S'all good
For the sake of everyone potentially horrified at the thought of me completely dismissing my own child's birthday, she will be going to Alton Towers for an entire weekend to celebrate and it's costing me half a grand.
Equally, for the sake of everyone potentially horrified at the thought of me being completely altruistic about my own child's birthday, I am of course holding it over her like a motherclucker and will do for the rest of her natural life.
S'all good
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
I knew about the Alton Towers part.
Which is why I didn't call social services.
Well, at least why I called them again to revoke my complaint.
I bet she stays home to take a bath and only sends Steve with her...
if anyone at all. :O
Dude. I'm not telling you. You'll have to wait and see.
*cough*nanny is coming to take you out and is bringing you an iPod touch*cough*
My sister will be in charge of dealing with any Jessica nonsense whilst we're at the theme park. I intend to eat candyfloss and make myself thoroughly sick but in a good way whilst riding roller-coasters. I shall also go on the baby rides and scream like a banshee,. waving my arms around and making out like they're terrifying just to cause the maximum amount of embarrassment and shame.
Also they have an all-you-can-eat buffet in the hotel in the evening and a chocolate fountain. We are staying in an Ice Age themed room (as in the films) and I get to sleep inside a log. It does not get any better than that
Wait a second, its the 1st of July today?? Happy Birthday! Well im in NZ, so it might be a bit different where you are..
Well it's almost half past midnight here so that makes it 1st July now. And I can hear you are still not in bed, missus. SO glad our bedroom is in the conservatory or I'd have to kill you.
Stupid birthday sleepovers...grumble grumble grumble etc
Stupid birthday sleepovers...grumble grumble grumble etc