Don't Panic!

[Arseface]

I bought a poncho. He is the greatest thing ever. I will name him Pedro. Pedro the Poncho.

That is all.

 

[Quistrix]

My god, it's...magnificent.

 

[Angel]

In this case, I WILL vote for Pedro

 

[Gikoku]

There he is... the man with no name and an arse for a face.

 

[Steve]

My god, it's...magnificent.

Seconded.

 

[Angel]

Seconded.

You're such a slut!! Why don't you just MARRY him and you and the poncho can just live happily ever after?!? YOU ALWAYS DO THIS - IF IT'S NOT SHOWING OFF YOUR TESTICLES AT DINNER PARTIES, IT'S MAKING PASSES AT LAMP POSTS ON FRIDAY NIGHTS. I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!

 

[Tsuyu]

Well, to his defence I'd like to add that those are a great pair of balls. And I say that in a strictly platonic way, like how girls comment on each others boobs.

Those are just great balls.

 

[queenofdisco]

I want one, I think I'll have yours.

*steals pedro* kthanksbye.

 

[TRA Rotid]

We have a Pedronapper on the loose!

 

[Tsuyu]

You filthy pedrophiles.

You disgust me.

 

[Dark Drakan]

IT'S MAKING PASSES AT LAMP POSTS ON FRIDAY NIGHTS. I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!

I thought it was just me that did that, I thought those lamp posts were faithful but they are nothing but tall, cold whores!

 

[Angel]

I thought it was just me that did that, I thought those lamp posts were faithful but they are nothing but tall, cold whores!

It's got to be a Rugeley thing... I presume Amy knows NOTHING about such dalliances? When I found out, I got into a cat-fight with one post near The Vine, but alas it was stronger than me and smelled strongly of dog wee.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

 

[Arseface]

Well, to his defence I'd like to add that those are a great pair of balls. And I say that in a strictly platonic way, like how girls comment on each others boobs.

Those are just great balls.

I second this. And I mean that in a strictly non-platonic way.

 

[Tyloric]

Huh.

You're actually kind of cute.

 

[Arseface]

I'm honoured you feel that way. :kiss:

 

[HobbeBrain]

Feelin' the love guys.

 

[Tyloric]

I'm honoured you feel that way. :kiss:

Yeah, we should totally make out.

Sex optional.
(no it's not)

 

[Dark Drakan]

It's got to be a Rugeley thing... I presume Amy knows NOTHING about such dalliances? When I found out, I got into a cat-fight with one post near The Vine, but alas it was stronger than me and smelled strongly of dog wee.

Ah The good old Vine, had many a drunken excursion out of there at stupid o'clock in the morning.

 

[mjmarin12]

My poncho's name is Santiago Ramirez Magnifico Panfilo Hernandez. Your poncho wishes it was mine.

*cough*realponchosdonthavehoods*cough*