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Epic Fails
mkay, for this thread, i want everyone to think of the most embarassing (epic fail) ways to die. i think it should be interesting to see what people come up with. here are a few of mine to start off with:
being crushed in a "folding couch accident".
accidently freezing to death in an industrial walk in freezer.
bleeding to death from a paper cut.
sat on by a troll.
choking on a football.
rolling over face down in bed and suffocating on the pillow.
being hit by a runaway tricicle.
attacked by a chuwawa.
auto-erotic exfixiaton gone wrong.
attempting to have sex with an electical outlet.
drowning in a tolet.
poisened by an extreamly nasty fart.
trampled by stampeding sloths.
mkay, for this thread, i want everyone to think of the most embarassing (epic fail) ways to die. i think it should be interesting to see what people come up with. here are a few of mine to start off with:
being crushed in a "folding couch accident".
accidently freezing to death in an industrial walk in freezer.
bleeding to death from a paper cut.
sat on by a troll.
choking on a football.
rolling over face down in bed and suffocating on the pillow.
being hit by a runaway tricicle.
attacked by a chuwawa.
auto-erotic exfixiaton gone wrong.
attempting to have sex with an electical outlet.
drowning in a tolet.
poisened by an extreamly nasty fart.
trampled by stampeding sloths.
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