Even MORE fable 2 news!

[Albion Knight]

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Ok...am I the only one who realized that you or Molyneux mention you could buy catacombs? Am I going to be able to start a business in unloading dead bodies for a small fee?
Can I put a poster up saying: "Are those old corpses starting to smell? Then bring them on over to Seig's Necro-tastic Catacombs where we will take your dead for only a nominal fee of 2GPPP, that means 2 gold piece per pound! Yes, bring them over and have your house be "lively" once more!"

You'll be seen walking the street with a large hand cart calling "Bring out your Dead!"

 

[Walker]

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I like it, but I prefer

"Bury Your Family, Friends, and Distant Acquaintances With Suitable Fanfare and Lots and Lots of Grave Goods! Guaranteed not Grave-Robbed For the First Two Centuries!*

*Unless the robbing is done by really intimidating and/or lethal heroes; large groups of bandits; angry mobs; priests; gravekeepers; gatekeepers; guards; authority figures; or any and all employees of Seig and Walker's Necro-tastic Catacombs."

Yeah, I get signage because I came up with the grave goods idea. I also get dibs on any books buried with the roadkill, ah, I mean, "vitally impaired patrons of Necro-tastic." [mercenary, greed-filled, extremely creepy and disturbing smile]

 

[Seigfreid]

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Fine, but we still keep the offer of 2GP3 and I get any and all sufficient "ingredients" for my necroman...I mean, alchemical goods side-business.

Oh, and we'll have AK wheeling the cart, but due to copyright law he can't say "Bring out your dead.", but instead he has to say "Hand over your non-living patrons and gold.". I know its long but it was the only one available from the list so just deal with it.

 

[Albion Knight]

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Nah I'll be brewing beer and ...other things :shifty:

 

[Ishrin]

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i agree with albion

being the pub owner would be fun, you'd get to meet with all the locals and know all the gossip around town

 

[Albion Knight]

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i agree with albion

being the pub owner would be fun, you'd get to meet with all the locals and know all the gossip around town

And drink the merchandise :lol:

 

[Ishrin]

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LOL that's always good.

 

[Walker]

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Deal. Now, WHEN do we get to start our new biz? Please hurry up and give us a solid release date, you ugly boogers! And make it soon!

 

[Balverine]

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Deal. Now, WHEN do we get to start our new biz? Please hurry up and give us a solid release date, you ugly boogers! And make it soon!

i heard u can get a pet dog how bout a balverine for your bouncer

i dont think the drunks will be a problem

 

[Noojish]

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I just wanna play it RIGHT NOW .. !!!!

Release it now tbh ..

Great post man