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F*** you Walker

TRA Rotid said:
Dis' some kind of military thing. We had to mark the date like this as well.


Well SCREW YOU! We have a peninsula housing three whole countries that looks like a penis, so HERE!
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I think it is, at that. I stole it from the Coasties.

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOUR DICK IS BIGGER THAN OUR DICK? I'll have you know that your girlfriend was plenty impressed by our dick.
 
American is on holiday* in Australia during December says "Man it's hot. Boy, I'd hate to be here during July."





*Vacation
 
cheezMcNASTY said:
In all seriousness, I lied. I do know the difference. Prepare for some knowledge on USA jargon because jelly and jam are physically distinct. Jelly is highly processed and homogenous. It's artificial. Nature never created anything that resembles this, delicious as it may be.

Jam on the other hand bears some resemblance to what fruit it's supposed to be. It has pulp, seeds, texture that suggests it was not created in a lab but rather actually hails from real fruit. It's that healthier toast-topping alternative that your girlfriend yells at you for not knowing the difference when you come back from the store with jelly for the first time after moving in. You monster.

Jelly and jam are available at the grocery store, a lesson you have now learned. You would have a hell of a hard time trying to find jelly at a farmer's market, though I suspect jelly has a much better chance of remaining edible after a nuclear apocalypse. She'll be thanking you after the world ends. :thumbsup:

As for Jell-o... dude, you for real? It says the name on the box. You other english-speaking folk sure can be creative.
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Well as far as I'm aware, this is jelly and this is jam, so the two definitions seem to correlate.

Still don't understand what Jell-o is. :ermm:
 
queenofdisco said:
American is on holiday* in Australia during December says "Man it's hot. Boy, I'd hate to be here during July."
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Well, OBVIOUSLY there's something wrong with him, he went on vacation to Australia.

HobbeBrain said:
Well as far as I'm aware, this is jelly and this is jam, so the two definitions seem to correlate.

Still don't understand what Jell-o is. :ermm:
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This. Named for this. There is no gelatin in what we call jelly, there is in what you call jelly. Our jelly is a spread made from fruit, very similar to jam, but we remove the seeds and ****. Your jelly is a dessert, which is made from bits of dead horses, and is exactly the same as our jello.

But jelly and jell-o are somewhat similar in texture. Jelly is less rigid, it's not a dessert. I think you guys just lump jelly and jam together.

EDIT: Cheez's description may have confused the matter. There are some whacko left-wing trader-joe's-shopping crunchy nutjobs who treat jelly with a disdain, distaste, and disgust usually reserved for ax murdering sociopaths.

And apparently, the way they describe it makes it sound EXACTLY like jello. But it isn't.
 
Walker said:
Well, OBVIOUSLY there's something wrong with him, he went on vacation to Australia.



This. Named for this. There is no gelatin in what we call jelly, there is in what you call jelly. Our jelly is a spread made from fruit, very similar to jam, but we remove the seeds and s***. Your jelly is a dessert, which is made from bits of dead horses, and is exactly the same as our jello.

But jelly and jell-o are somewhat similar in texture. Jelly is less rigid, it's not a dessert. I think you guys just lump jelly and jam together.

EDIT: Cheez's description may have confused the matter. There are some whacko left-wing trader-joe's-shopping crunchy nutjobs who treat jelly with a disdain, distaste, and disgust usually reserved for ax murdering sociopaths.

And apparently, the way they describe it makes it sound EXACTLY like jello. But it isn't.
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I think you cleared it up for me.

So... jelly = jam without seeds and s**t, jam = jam, and jell-o = jelly?
 
Jelly = Gelatine

Jam = Marmalade

Jell-o = Bill Cosby-flavoured gelatine

Problem?
 
Walker said:
But dudes. Arseface, here's the thing. Your chart, it maketh no sense. On the one hand, you have a US measurement of distance, a distance unit used only on football fields, a third unit of distance, and a unit of weight. Compared to two distance measurements and two weight measurements. What's up with that?
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You're face is up with that.

Walker said:
Seriously, though, the answer here is that the US lurves tradition. That's why we stick to the cool units, rather than the boring practical units for most things.
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I just assumed it was because the US is full of dumb people, but I guess the two are linked.

Walker said:
So far as temperatures go, who cares? There's not really any practical benefit to Fahrenheit over Celsius. Or vice versa. Both scales are pretty damn arbitrary.
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Well they're not. Celcius makes sense because its centred around the boiling point and freezing points of water at a certain pressure. Fahrenheit is based on the healthy human body temperature, which is not a fixed temperature. IT DONT MAKE SENSE

Walker said:
Also, I would argue that jelly and jam are equally unhealthy. But I don't eat jam, so what do I know?
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SO MANY DIFFERENT SPREADS
 
cheezMcNASTY said:
I think you mixed me up with someone who attends to matters with the utmost clarity. :troll:
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Never fear, I'd never do that to you.

Arseface said:
You're face is up with that.

I just assumed it was because the US is full of dumb people, but I guess the two are linked.

Well they're not. Celcius makes sense because its centred around the boiling point and freezing points of water at a certain pressure. Fahrenheit is based on the healthy human body temperature, which is not a fixed temperature. IT DONT MAKE SENSE

SO MANY DIFFERENT SPREADS
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I'm a face now? YOU'RE A FACE, ARSEFACE.

Naaaah. We exported all our dumb people to younger prison colonies. ... most of our dumb people. ...Some of the.

Why does THAT make sense? It doesn't! STP my pasty white ass.

WE ALSO USE BUTTER AND VARIOUS SUBSTANCES REFERRED TO AS "BUTTER" WHICH AREN'T BUTTER. And nutella, sometimes.

Tsuyu said:
Jelly = Gelatine

Jam = Marmalade

Jell-o = Bill Cosby-flavoured gelatine

Problem?
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...I actually have no idea what marmalade is. I mean, I've seen it, I think. But I can't say I've ever had it. It might be different from jam though.

I DON'T WANNA EAT BILL COSBY.
 
No, it is jam.
 
Walker said:
Not according to Wikipedia!



This from a man who eats moos. Or maybe džemm. Or kägardus. I DON'T KNOW JAM IS A WORD OF MANY MEANINGS.

Or, well, two. As the case may be. Wait, no, it's three.
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Well there's jam as in the British fruity spreadable garnish, there's the American version which is the non-seedy version, then there's jam as in ramming something somewhere :troll: and there's also a traffic jam, where the cars aren't moving, and there's also the English punk rock band The Jam, plus there's jam as in a group of musicians improvising together.

I make that about 6.
 
Walker said:
This from a man who eats moos. Or maybe džemm. Or kägardus. I DON'T KNOW JAM IS A WORD OF MANY MEANINGS.
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Mmmmm... moos.

What the hell is kägardus... (the word does make sense, if it was 1850).
 
I DUNNO DO I LOOK LIKE AN ESTONE?

HobbeBrain said:
Well there's jam as in the British fruity spreadable garnish, there's the American version which is the non-seedy version, then there's jam as in ramming something somewhere :)troll:) and there's also a traffic jam, where the cars aren't moving, and there's also the English punk rock band The Jam, plus there's jam as in a group of musicians improvising together.

I make that about 6.
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Jam-preserve, jam-shove, jam-thinggettingstuck. Three! I'll give you your number six, so four.
 
HobbeBrain said:
Well there's jam as in the British fruity spreadable garnish, there's the American version which is the non-seedy version, then there's jam as in ramming something somewhere :troll: and there's also a traffic jam, where the cars aren't moving, and there's also the English punk rock band The Jam, plus there's jam as in a group of musicians improvising together.

I make that about 6.
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Psh. One measley band called the Jam? We have a whole genre of music dedicated to jam. Starting with the Grateful Dead and going all the way up to present. Granted, I think jam music sucks, but WE'RE AMERICA AND WE RESOLVE TO BE BIGGER THAN YOU SO THERE
 
Walker said:
I'm a face now? YOU'RE A FACE, ARSEFACE.
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I'm a much better face though.

Walker said:
Naaaah. We exported all our dumb people to younger prison colonies. ... most of our dumb people. ...Some of the.
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And they all got eaten by sharks and snakes until only smart people were left.

Walker said:
Why does THAT make sense? It doesn't! STP my pasty white ass.
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Confusion is currently occurring.

Walker said:
WE ALSO USE BUTTER AND VARIOUS SUBSTANCES REFERRED TO AS "BUTTER" WHICH AREN'T BUTTER. And nutella, sometimes.
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Nutella is the only spread worthy of entering my digestive tract.

Walker said:
...I actually have no idea what marmalade is. I mean, I've seen it, I think. But I can't say I've ever had it. It might be different from jam though.
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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/band/

Walker said:
I DON'T WANNA EAT BILL COSBY.
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You are clearly alone there.
 
How the hell did I miss this!?

FUK AMERIKA!11121"!!!!2
 
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