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FIRE BEARS!!!

Jack Of Blades.

Jack Of Blades.

Blade of the Avenger
May 10, 2009
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FIRE BEARS!!!

Holy Ta-Tas!!! I just thought of the greatest idea ever!!!

Ever needed a good security system that is not like lame and original? I just now on the way home from church after stopping for some Wendy's double-stacks. As I was peeling the pickles off the roof of the bun it came to me!!! FIRE BEARS!!!! It is nothing odd, really!

Just imagine! Your very own set of fire bears to guard your house!! Just a group of bears on fire that will attack all tresspassers! All of your worries will be relinquished with my idea! They will be the new security camera and pwn all the noobs trying to get in my house. They will be really easy to make too!
1. First you need a bear
2. Then you will coat him (or her) in a fire-proof coat
3. Drench the coat in tar
4 Finnally catch the coat of tar on fire!

Now you have a burning bear of flame and can burn and kill all the enimies in your way, 'cause you know the lil guy will get hungry and uncomfortable in his coat of fire!

OH COME ON YOU KNOW THAT WOULD BE AWSOME!:w00t:
 
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Oh my gosh.. I had my great idea about fire bears and i accidently double posted threads... Then I turned this page into like a page about telling you to let this die because i had two of the same post. Now i lost all i made and now I have this stupid double post on my thread... this forum this is retareded... It thought it did me a favor now im stuck with this crappy thing so don't even read this and just comment on what u think about the fire bears..
 
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Jack Of Blades.;353200 said:
Wasted my time? bah! You wasted your time typeing out that pointless remark of yours!! when fire bears become the new fad, i won't sell any to you!
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About 30 seconds of my time. Whatever will I do with my lost time?

You wrote a whole, long and formatted thread about fire bears. I doubt my lost life was anywhere near to the extent and extremity as yours.

But, please, let me know.

Love,
DarkenedSoul.

*hug*
 
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My friend, you have stumbled upon something of great importance. But there are some flaws to your plan.

You are apparently having problems with people constantly trying to get into your house.

These people are obviously after whatever it is you are smoking.

You need to rid yourself of this wonderful substance immediately, for your own safety.

Give it all to me.

Nao.
 
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another flaw: fire bears have a tendency to spread theire essence(fire), so in addition to paying the hefty cost of having and maintaining a fire bear, you will also have to spend more cash to renovate your home into a state of the art fireproof housing unit. its a waste of money. its best to stick with the ol' "dont mind the dog, beware of owner" sign
 
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If you set a bear on fire you do realise the bears will come for you. You will be set on fire by Yogi, Gentle Ben, and all the other bears I can't remember.

Though seriously, its animal cruelty, it makes no sense, a guard dog would be better, and you have way too much free time.
 
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Dogs? Kolas?? Pish posh!!! I think fire bears are waaaayy better than lameo dogs!!! A fire bear can pwn any dog!!! If someone wanted to kill you, what would you put them alone in a room with?
An old stinky dog...
old-dog.jpg


OR A FIRE BEAR???

BurningBear.jpg
 
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Jack Of Blades.;353260 said:
Dogs? Kolas?? Pish posh!!!
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you obviously haven't seen a bear pick a fight with a koala. to anyone who has: the winner goes back up a ukiliptus tree and gets with all of the koala girls.
if you haven't figured it out, the koala wins every time.
Koala450j.jpg

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terrifying-grizzly-bear_4229.jpg
 
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Jack Of Blades.;353260 said:
Dogs? Kolas?? Pish posh!!! I think fire bears are waaaayy better than lameo dogs!!! A fire bear can pwn any dog!!! If someone wanted to kill you, what would you put them alone in a room with?
An old stinky dog...
old-dog.jpg


OR A FIRE BEAR???

BurningBear.jpg
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You do realise that burglar could just stand still until the bear goes away or burns to death. A dog would attack them even if they stand still. And the bear would attack you if you came home as it dosen't know the difference like dogs. And rather than run after the intruder, the bear would try to get rid of the fire as the flames consume it.

Whatever you say, its still fail.
 
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