Dear Customer,
We have recently contacted you regarding a marketwide problem with the Fable II Collectors Edition. We have since been informed by Microshaft that there has been a further complication on top of the 3 complications that we previously were complicated about in the first place.
They have advised us that the developer diary and soundtrack are way too cool for the likes of you and will therefore no longer going to be available on the bonus DVD. but also due to a massive problem with lethargic workers in the printing company the actual Videogame Fable 2 will no longer be provided in the Limited Collectors Edition but we will provide you with an empty case so that you can show your friends how awesome you would be had you actually got the game inside the box. The game will be sold seperately as Fable 2: the Misplaced Chronicles and will sell for $88.00 which equates to £1.000.000.000 english money.
We are very disappointed that we could not shaft you further and would like to reassure you that your Collectors Edition will still include:
Bonus DVD with new ‘Breaking-of Fable II’ Feature.
Bonus in-game content (requires Xbox LIVE®) including:
• The Hall of the Bread Dungeon
• The Wreckageringness Legendary Cute-ass Weapon
• 300 Spartan armor and energy drink THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
• Three Crunchy Frogs
• A Pointed Stick for those who wish for an alternate death system to hit yourself with when you die, loser
• And a partridge in a pear tree
Also because you have ordered from LAME.co.uk you will have already received your code to download and massively cheat on the Fable II Xbox Live Pub Games. If you have not received this yet, bugger off you whiny nancys as they are not being emailed at this point because the game has been patched and you are too stupid to win any money without the glitch.
Please accept our sincerest apologies NOT you sniveling puss bags for any inconvenience caused........by you.
Kind regards,
Customer Services
LAME.co.uk
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