Girls.

[Hermit]

Re: Girls.

Nay.
Not disney.
Warner bros.

 

[Shirosaki]

Re: Girls.

Even better :shifty:

 

[droded]

Re: Girls.

I like women.

 

[Shirosaki]

Re: Girls.

droded likes women. Hairy women. Hairy women with bikini lines.

 

[Hermit]

Re: Girls.

omg droded me too!

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: Girls.

It's alright guy.
There has to be some chick out there who loves Mountain dew and Family guy and much as you.

but then chances are shes just as lazy as me and not exactly out and available.

^Rosie O' Donnel?

in which case death is the preferable alternative.

people are overrated and overvalued. Id mutch rather not deal with it at all.

 

[R3kt4l Raid3r]

Re: Girls.

Actually the Female species is a very complicated Emotion factory. All they need is someone to sit down and watch "The Notebook" with them and they'll be very happy, which I'll do by the way. Ladies?

 

[Man]

Re: Girls.

Ah, so you're the nice guy? I see...
I third Droded's statement of liking women

 

[R3kt4l Raid3r]

Re: Girls.

Only when I have my eye on the prize.

 

[Hexen_Harlot]

Re: Girls.

Hey lobo (if you're still lurking this thread) what's the problem with being perved on?

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: Girls.

^ Omg, Its a Female! Lets Inject her with our Man Juice.

Ew.

Girls have Coodies anyway!

 

[hobbes_pwn]

Re: Girls.

Originally posted by lobotomizedlove -

In light of this, I realise all males need training in how to communicate with women. I don't need to, because I am a pirate. Del is my wench. We have a working and totally business-like relationship irate:

Watch this video and be cured!

I would of thought ninja would be a better husband because they always follow there masters, and think before doing...:ninja:

A pirate, i mean a pirate is nothing withut whisky

wife+wisky= no i won't say since people will call me sexist (even though i think it is wrong, but it happens in families)

Also let me put this into context

u r a ninja u r leaving some theatre in a new york alleyway with your stunning wife, some pirates come up to beat u and grab your wallet and wife... bad idea for em

u r a pirateu r leaving some theatre in a new york alleyway with your stunning wife, some ninjas come up to beat u and grab your wallet and wife.... wat go ahead take her.. now bugga off

 

[Angel]

Re: Girls.

Times like this I wish I was a feminist and had something truly witty and cutting to say about men. But I'm not and I don't and I find it all rather hilarious...

Plus perving goes both ways

 

[Shirosaki]

Re: Girls.

Don't cha mean cunning Sharon?

And yeah perving goes both ways, but it's accepted at one end :lol:

I love Arby 'n' the Chief, it exploits all of life's problems

 

[Shirosaki]

Re: Girls.

Re: Girls.

^ Omg, Its a Female! Lets Inject her with our Man Juice.

Ew.

Girls have Coodies anyway!

Warning; South Park. Adult content and all that jazz.

Watch this, you reminded me of it. It's hilarious :lol:

EDIT: Oops I didn't mean to double post

 

[Zjuggernaut]

Re: Girls.

In the words of Chris Rock, women need three things to live. "Food, water and compliments."

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: Girls.

But not too much food.. They get fat and ugly. We don't want that, We want Eye Candy!

 

[Ithan]

Re: Girls.

 

[tillyferrari]

Re: Girls.

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[Zjuggernaut]

Re: Girls.

^ Should have seen that coming.