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Re: Happy Birthday to Me?
Happy birthday indeed, a little... too late, but better than never.
FedEx man, FedEx!
Happy birthday indeed, a little... too late, but better than never.
Triz;173710 said:If I can get you some strippers, I would.Happy birthday man! Vote for Mad Mike! :lol:
FedEx man, FedEx!
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FableFreak
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Re: Happy Birthday to Me?
Look here, buddy, only my senile grandmother and girlfriend are allowed to call me that. Except that sometimes my grandmother calls me Jacob and my girlfriend calls me Daddy.
droded;174047 said:
Look here, buddy, only my senile grandmother and girlfriend are allowed to call me that. Except that sometimes my grandmother calls me Jacob and my girlfriend calls me Daddy.
Re: Happy Birthday to Me?
I hope you had a great Birthday Brian.
Here's your late present just in time for the weekend
I hope you had a great Birthday Brian.
Here's your late present just in time for the weekend
Re: Happy Birthday to Me?
Happy birthday!
o,he's old enough to get guns...Morons and Nazi's beware.
Happy birthday!
o,he's old enough to get guns...Morons and Nazi's beware.
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Lady_Bird
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Re: Happy Birthday to Me?
hey walker! im from md too! haha sorry that was random.
happy belated bday!!
hey walker! im from md too! haha sorry that was random.
happy belated bday!!
Re: Happy Birthday to Me?
Old enough toget guns? You mean, that's not 21? Oh, god, NOOOOOO!
But actually, I thought there wasn't an age limit on guns except at the state level?
What's with me and discussing agte limite? am i obsessed or something?
Happy birthday again, though.
Old enough toget guns? You mean, that's not 21? Oh, god, NOOOOOO!
But actually, I thought there wasn't an age limit on guns except at the state level?
What's with me and discussing agte limite? am i obsessed or something?
Happy birthday again, though.
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FableFreak
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Re: Happy Birthday to Me?
Lucky for you I don't drink. So keep them and have a blast!
PS: Yeah, Walker, maybe you should stop with the age limit thing. I mean, come on, it hasn't stopped me before. If you are ever in court just use the "But if you put their ages together they are 32" defense.
Albion Knight;174272 said:I hope you had a great Birthday Brian.
Here's your late present just in time for the weekend
Lucky for you I don't drink. So keep them and have a blast!
PS: Yeah, Walker, maybe you should stop with the age limit thing. I mean, come on, it hasn't stopped me before. If you are ever in court just use the "But if you put their ages together they are 32" defense.
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Lady_Bird
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Re: Happy Birthday to Me?
Well, that depends: are we talking about two or three people here? If it's a threesome you're talking about, it's ALREADY legal here. If it's two, it's only legal if they're the same age, and I don't think the judge will be very happy about it if thyey're not.
FableFreak;174336 said:
Well, that depends: are we talking about two or three people here? If it's a threesome you're talking about, it's ALREADY legal here. If it's two, it's only legal if they're the same age, and I don't think the judge will be very happy about it if thyey're not.
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Lady_Bird
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Re: Happy Birthday to Me?
wait, you can be any age and have a threesome and it doesnt matter in MD?
haha md is crazy. im pretty sure you can still shoot some one legally for messing with your crab pot.
wait, you can be any age and have a threesome and it doesnt matter in MD?
haha md is crazy. im pretty sure you can still shoot some one legally for messing with your crab pot.
Re: Happy Birthday to Me?
No, but threesomes aren't illegal, and if you're having a threesome with two sixteen-year-olds ("But if you put their ages together they are 32" defense.) then in MD they're both legal. Whoever you're having the threesome with, I mean.
But yes, knowing this place I could see it being legal to shoot people stealing your crabs. But on the other hand, you can't carry gun and ammo together in your car. They have to be separate.
No, but threesomes aren't illegal, and if you're having a threesome with two sixteen-year-olds ("But if you put their ages together they are 32" defense.) then in MD they're both legal. Whoever you're having the threesome with, I mean.
But yes, knowing this place I could see it being legal to shoot people stealing your crabs. But on the other hand, you can't carry gun and ammo together in your car. They have to be separate.
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