The last time I went to a new years party (2005/6) there ended up being 6 people, including me and the kid, and two were married and all over each other like a couple of teenagers, one was a very very dull systems analyst who insisted on talking about binary code all night and the host had one bacardi and coke before locking herself in her bathroom and crying that no one liked her. We watched other people having fun on telly and the married couple went home at 12.01am because they wanted to let the cat out - apparently.
I have never had so much fun in all my life
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