Wait, you iz rlz?
Oh hell. *enters time machine for whenever the fudge the birthday actually was*
Hippy buthduth, super gran! May all your tartan be garish and an odd choice of garment for a nation to choose for their menfolk.
I would have bought you a present if I had any money, knew what you liked and also if I really did believe you were real. Which I don't. But I'll talk to you anyway because i r loneleh...
Hey look! It's a leaf! Come here leaf! *chases leaf*
BAI!
Oh hell. *enters time machine for whenever the fudge the birthday actually was*
Hippy buthduth, super gran! May all your tartan be garish and an odd choice of garment for a nation to choose for their menfolk.
I would have bought you a present if I had any money, knew what you liked and also if I really did believe you were real. Which I don't. But I'll talk to you anyway because i r loneleh...
Hey look! It's a leaf! Come here leaf! *chases leaf*
BAI!