How evil are you?

[n3kr0nomikron]

Here i want you to post your most evil moment, Im talking creativity in evil though. I dont want to hear "i killed a whole village the end" I want to see something a bit more interesting than that. Or at least make it sound more interesting like "I killed a whole village to lower the price of housing so i could buy it at a cheaper cost then rent it back out at huge rates to their grieving loved ones" Or something along those lines.

 

[MaleficRaven]

I wasn't evil. I remain neutral at all times and make the choices I believe will benefit me the most. I guess I do lean a bit more toward the evil side though... or at least, I assume that's how people would view me because of my selfish behavior.

 

[n3kr0nomikron]

Gimme a story! What have you done that made you evil???

 

[Fluroscent]

I killed everyone I saw jst to get a augment for my Bloodcraver. Including my wives.

 

[Rat]

I'm so evil... I raised all of the rent over the land, and upped shop prices just so I can keep a few promises. Take that, Albion!

 

[n3kr0nomikron]

Lol nice thats better, keep em coming!

 

[King Louie IV]

I'm as evil as it gets. I'm in the process of killing 300 civilians. It's one of the requirements to upgrade my inquisitor sword. Even my own kids are scared of me. :'(

 

[n3kr0nomikron]

I think a new pre requisite for these posts is that you must add an evil laugh at the end... MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Dagzey]

Aparrently, I'm just PURE EVIL. I haven't done anything yet. Oh wait, I killed some chickens!!!

 

[n3kr0nomikron]

I just prostituted my wife out to a random xbox live player 100000 and you get a night in bed with my wife... and me MWUHAHAHHA!!!

 

[Guren]

I'm so evil I bought out everything, doubled the rent and shop prices, raised the taxes, kicked a chicken into bower lake and then drained the lake to shoot its dead body.

 

[ScousaJ]

I'm so evil I bought out everything, doubled the rent and shop prices, raised the taxes, kicked a chicken into bower lake and then drained the lake to shoot its dead body.

I envy you!

 

[Modern Algebra]

I wiped my ass with a protesters clip board and um... I felt bad after that and never did anything bad again

But thats what new chars are for.

 

[Pink]

I asked my boyfriend to play for me for 20 minutes while I showed and I come back, he is in the new Aurora and he kills someone. Thats the only evil thing my character has done.

OH! I accidentally farted in a child's face..

 

[Matt Harrison]

A shopkeeper kept insulting me about how evil and bad of a person I am so I farted in her face...about 10 times.

 

[Rob Hawkins]

I'm so evil that when my wife and I had a kid and it was not a boy i took my wife out back and shot her!
Mwuhahahahahahahah

 

[onwingsoflead]

I was in Bowerstone Market looking for something to do, I found a villager who was pretty good looking, so I tried to take her to a bed, but when she refused I lead her into a dark back alley and electrocuted her. It was quiet and there were no witnesses. Muhahahahaha

 

[n3kr0nomikron]

Lol finally we are getting some good ones! Keep them coming

 

[BowerstoneInFlames]

I'm so evil that I snuck into some ones house, slept in their bed and left WITHOUT laying the bedsheets back to normal.. MUAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[n3kr0nomikron]

I'm so evil that I snuck into some ones house, slept in their bed and left WITHOUT laying the bedsheets back to normal.. MUAHAHAHAHHAHA

Lol you should have eaten in their bed and left the crumbs... I hate crumbs!!!