D600 ftw. I refuse to change from it, even though it's very temperamental now. 6 years old and still the best phone ever created.
I hate getting new tech of any kind because it takes me ages to get the hang of it. I especially hate anything "smart" - it immediately makes me very suspicious.
If it was up to me, we'd all still be using two tin cans connected by string to talk to one another...
X450 FTW. I'd still probably have it if it didn't go through a washing machine.