How NOT to use an automatic door.
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Re: How NOT to use an automatic door.
I love fails, internet explorer is one of the biggestI remember internet exp. asked
me do you want to move or copy threads and I could reply with yes or not
So, I don't get it. Like John Doe said, he saw how many people come trough
the doors, he made such stupid action like he never walked before ?
Idk, but I am sure you can judge how fast doors are opening.
I love fails, internet explorer is one of the biggestI remember internet exp. asked
me do you want to move or copy threads and I could reply with yes or not
So, I don't get it. Like John Doe said, he saw how many people come trough
the doors, he made such stupid action like he never walked before ?
Idk, but I am sure you can judge how fast doors are opening.
Re: How NOT to use an automatic door.
*various curse words* I've been pressing wrong keys all day... Lets type this again.
"lets see, how do you work this thing? Hmm, mabey its in the manual..... Damn! Nothing.... Mabey someone else will use it and I can see. Come on.... Come on.... One of you has got to be leaving this place.... Damnitall. Hmm... Is it like an elevator? Mabey if I wait for it, it will open. Wait, this is stupid, Its not going anywere, why should I wait? I dont see a button.... Mabey you just go? Yeah, thats it! I think. But what if it doenst open? I'll look like a fool! No. I've got to have confidence in myself. The door will open. I hope. Uh.... Uh..... Ummm... **** it I'm goin'!"
Actually, with the way hes looking all around waiting for nobody to be watching, and then rams his head through the glass, I'd say he was trying for the lawsuit. But really, if you must go faking an accident so you can sue sombody, there are better and easyer ways of going about it. We had to deal with people at my old workplace that would go looking around for a wet spot on the floor or anything they could trip over, and then try as hard as they could to "accidently" fall while looking around obliviously. It doesn't usually work, but it beats walking through glass doors.
*various curse words* I've been pressing wrong keys all day... Lets type this again.
"lets see, how do you work this thing? Hmm, mabey its in the manual..... Damn! Nothing.... Mabey someone else will use it and I can see. Come on.... Come on.... One of you has got to be leaving this place.... Damnitall. Hmm... Is it like an elevator? Mabey if I wait for it, it will open. Wait, this is stupid, Its not going anywere, why should I wait? I dont see a button.... Mabey you just go? Yeah, thats it! I think. But what if it doenst open? I'll look like a fool! No. I've got to have confidence in myself. The door will open. I hope. Uh.... Uh..... Ummm... **** it I'm goin'!"
Actually, with the way hes looking all around waiting for nobody to be watching, and then rams his head through the glass, I'd say he was trying for the lawsuit. But really, if you must go faking an accident so you can sue sombody, there are better and easyer ways of going about it. We had to deal with people at my old workplace that would go looking around for a wet spot on the floor or anything they could trip over, and then try as hard as they could to "accidently" fall while looking around obliviously. It doesn't usually work, but it beats walking through glass doors.
Re: How NOT to use an automatic door.
The world is getting dumber and dumber every year.
By the year 2505, our world will be exactly like the movie Idiocracy. Trying to water plants with ****ing Gatorade.
If you haven't seen that movie, watch it. You'll lose brain cells just looking at the screen.
The world is getting dumber and dumber every year.
By the year 2505, our world will be exactly like the movie Idiocracy. Trying to water plants with ****ing Gatorade.
If you haven't seen that movie, watch it. You'll lose brain cells just looking at the screen.
Re: How NOT to use an automatic door.
Thats how automatic doors should work in one-thousand years. This man is a genious and should be seen as a sentient from the future.
derp
Thats how automatic doors should work in one-thousand years. This man is a genious and should be seen as a sentient from the future.
derp
Re: How NOT to use an automatic door.
Nah I don't reckon. I think the smartest of us are smarter than they've ever been, whilst the less intelligent of us are probably still on par with when natural selection ended for us.
Tiamatria;334073 said:
Nah I don't reckon. I think the smartest of us are smarter than they've ever been, whilst the less intelligent of us are probably still on par with when natural selection ended for us.
Re: How NOT to use an automatic door.
^ Very, Very well said.
Haha!
Makes me laugh everytime I watch that video!
^ Very, Very well said.
Haha!
Makes me laugh everytime I watch that video!
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