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Arckon
Guest
Re: I am a bard
Ahhh sir looking deep into you, ahhh complex sir is, ah ha.
You are the son of skorm himself.
You are the only one evil enough to kill an elf.
Ahh the traders sought heroic help,
or on them the son of skorm would feast
But one of them gave out a yelp,
as you fed him to a ferocious beast.
I no good with gold,
and whom ever says I am has met my girlfriend
Ahhh sir looking deep into you, ahhh complex sir is, ah ha.
You are the son of skorm himself.
You are the only one evil enough to kill an elf.
Ahh the traders sought heroic help,
or on them the son of skorm would feast
But one of them gave out a yelp,
as you fed him to a ferocious beast.
I no good with gold,
and whom ever says I am has met my girlfriend
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Arckon
Guest
Re: I am a bard
Damn.......
(drops the soul of a dead hooker in his cup)
it's all I got on me at the moment...
Damn.......
(drops the soul of a dead hooker in his cup)
it's all I got on me at the moment...
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Arckon
Guest
Re: I am a bard
Ahem, ya yes, I could sell this.
This hero is evil reincarnate
He kills his enemys and the innocent.
This hero has a sealed fate,
His mind twisted and his heart bent.
He plunders and burns all in his path.
Pe U this hero needs to take a bath.
Ahem, ya yes, I could sell this.
This hero is evil reincarnate
He kills his enemys and the innocent.
This hero has a sealed fate,
His mind twisted and his heart bent.
He plunders and burns all in his path.
Pe U this hero needs to take a bath.
Re: I am a bard
:blush: I'm sorry I we don't take bathes in the underworld
(drops a vile of lycanthrope's blood in his cup)
:blush: I'm sorry I we don't take bathes in the underworld
(drops a vile of lycanthrope's blood in his cup)
A
Arckon
Guest
A
Arckon
Guest
Re: I am a bard
mmmmMMMmmm. thank you kind sir,
Ahem
This hero thinks he desreves more
But he deserves less
He'll kill the owner of a store
and leave a bloody mess.
He'll never win the fight against good.
And as the hero cries UNDER HIS HOOD.
mmmmMMMmmm. thank you kind sir,
Ahem
This hero thinks he desreves more
But he deserves less
He'll kill the owner of a store
and leave a bloody mess.
He'll never win the fight against good.
And as the hero cries UNDER HIS HOOD.
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Arckon
Guest
Re: I am a bard
It tis worthless from an evil hero. go sell Items I need gold
*sells the hookers soul for 200 gold*
It tis worthless from an evil hero. go sell Items I need gold
*sells the hookers soul for 200 gold*
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Arckon
Guest
Re: I am a bard
WOOOOOOOhoooo
This hero isn't as bad as they say,
this hero justgave me enough gold to buy a bail of hey,
my livestock will like the new beds.
I'll give you my sister say hello to the newlyweds
WOOOOOOOhoooo
This hero isn't as bad as they say,
this hero justgave me enough gold to buy a bail of hey,
my livestock will like the new beds.
I'll give you my sister say hello to the newlyweds
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Arckon
Guest
Re: I am a bard
(sells Arck's sis on ebAy for highst bid of......19gold)
(drops poison apple and 10 gold in cup)
(sells Arck's sis on ebAy for highst bid of......19gold)
(drops poison apple and 10 gold in cup)
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Arckon
Guest
Re: I am a bard
AHhh thank you kind sir but I'm on my lunch break
*runs away with poison apple and 10 gold*
*give the poison apple to the witch who wants to kill Snow White for 20 gold*
*says sucker*
AHhh thank you kind sir but I'm on my lunch break
*runs away with poison apple and 10 gold*
*give the poison apple to the witch who wants to kill Snow White for 20 gold*
*says sucker*
Re: I am a bard
Little does the bard know that, that was no apple.......for it was a.......pear!!!
Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....
Little does the bard know that, that was no apple.......for it was a.......pear!!!
Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....