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I don't mean to brag...

Walker

Walker

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I don't mean to brag...

But it took me only about two hours to write four pages and about 1,500 words about a grand total fo four paragraphs of Chester Himes's If He Hollers Let Him Go.

I might hate being an Englush major, but I'm pretty good at BSing this ****.

Now, if only I had done this a week ago I might have more time to study math...

Right now, I'm killing time away from the paper so that I can go back and proofread with fresh eyes. Which will probably make it shorter, but hopefully still above the 3-page minimum.

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

So, what should I do while killing time? Study math? Naaaah. Anything intersting going on here?

Currently a small kitten is trying to climb through our closed window. And the screen.
 
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It's a very sad kitty. My dad and my sister have been feeding it while my mom and dad both swear that it isn't coming inside, we have enough cats already (two of them.) It has this huge, disturbing growth on its face, and my dad's claim is that it was a tumor, and he was just making it comfortable until it died... but something tells me that it's not a tumor, or even if it is the cat'll end up inside no later than November 27th.

It's 12:30. My English is done and I'm past the point where any additional studying gives me a benefit. If I'm too tired to think, I don't get much out of studying. Or doing my quiz tomorrow. Today, I mean. So, TO BED! And hopefully I will have time to read the book in the morning and get the material figured out in class, since it's being taught there prior to the quiz rather than having the quiz at the beginning and going over earlier material.

Also, I am rambling. This happens at 12:30 in the morning.

**** DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS. MY LEGS HURT. I RAN FOUR MILES IN THE RAIN THIS MORNING, #^&@#$&@
 
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Just type in really big font. They'll NEVER realise what you did.
 
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Arseface;433814 said:
Just type in really big font. They'll NEVER realise what you did.
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It's clearly not neccesary, since I did 1,500 words and four pages in two hours. Admittedly, I love that MLA formatting requires doublespacing.

Tyloric;433815 said:
Liar.
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Also, I am eight feet tall, can do a hundred situps and pushups in two minutes, I can run two miles in twelve minutes, do advanced calculus while standing on my head being pummeled with a fish, cause hordes of admiring women to form everywhere I go, and have the gigantic schlong every woman dreams of.
 
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procrasturbate.

that is, fap to kill time and not for the pleasure of it... not that pleasure will be nonexistant, it's just not your primary goal.

;)
 
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Walker;433854 said:
Also, I am eight feet tall, can do a hundred situps and pushups in two minutes, I can run two miles in twelve minutes, do advanced calculus while standing on my head being pummeled with a fish, cause hordes of admiring women to form everywhere I go, and have the gigantic schlong every woman dreams of.
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Stop talking about me.


YEAH
 
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ARSE! If I was talking about you I'd be saying something about post counts which make me feel horribly inadequate.

Mmmm, procrasturbation... who did I just see who said something like that? Somebody on Facebook...

Ah, I see, she stole a definition from Urban Dictionary. "Procrastination: An experience similar to masturbation. It feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just ****ed yourself."
 
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Add me on Facebook.

MY POST COUNT HAS 911 IN IT! AND A FOUR! THATS LIKE MY FAVOURITE NUMBER!
 
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Is your name Billy Otis? Are you from London? I'm afraid that's the only result I get for "Arseface." Sorry, man.

911 is a sad number in every way. Also, your post count has increased since you posted that.
 
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Especially because it represents your flawed dating system.

Daniel Forsyth.
 
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Actually, I was thinking 911 first, not 9-11. Apparently it's equivalent to 000 for Aussies.

Also, you don't seem like a Daniel to me. Danny-Boy. Danny-o. Danielle. Spend much time in lion's dens?

Also, 3000.
 
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Tis. Much easier to remember 000 than 911.

Actually, one of my dad's friends is called Daniel, and we differentiate by calling him Daniel the Lion Tamer. /uninteresting personal fact.

Also 4922.
 
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You can brag when you can.
 
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