I'm blind!

[Tsuyu]

So last night before going to bed I took out my contacts and threw them away. When I woke up this morning to go get a new pair I couldn't find the little box with lenses in it. Now I'm blind as a bat so I can't really go look for it...


Sh*t!

P.S If you're wondering how I managed to write this, it was because I can press the iPhone up against my face reaaaaally close.

 

[Quistrix]

Wear your glasses..?

 

[queenofdisco]

What did you go and do that for?

Silly goose.

 

[Angel]

I feel your pain - without my glasses I can't see more than an inch or two in front of my face before blurring sets in.

I was also hoping for an incredible "dangers of over-masturbating" story...so yeah, thanks for nothing.

 

[Tsuyu]

a. They are one-month contacts so I had to replace them.


b. I seem to have... lost my glasses.

 

[Quistrix]

I can't remember the last time I wore contacts. Personally, I think I suit my thick-rimmed glasses better.

And by the way...

Just sayin'.

Just sellotape a couple of magnifying glasses to your eyes. Problem solved.

 

[Arseface]

You should probably get one of those blind people sticks, go outside naked and start hitting people with it.

It's the perfect crime.

Just sellotape a couple of magnifying glasses to your eyes. Problem solved.

It's funny because I'm pretty sure my mum was on the verge of doing that before she got her perscription glasses.