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Interesting Vacation Times

Sean

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Interesting Vacation Times

So, I happened to remember some things that happened on vacations of mine, if you've had any interesting or weird things happen with you and your vacation please share!

Outerbanks 2009:

We went to see The Lost Colony play at Roanoke, and as we were sitting down to watch the play, a child was swinging around the polls and rails like a monkey. He twisted his feet and arms around the rails so he was literally swinging around the rail, going up and down like a monkey. Therefore me and my family nicknamed him "Monkey Boy".

Virginia Beach 2008:

There was a playground for the kids on the beach, and lots of people were standing on the sidewalk next to the beach watching a wedding that was being held on the beach. So this man, I'm assuming he had a kid on the playground, watching him, was standing there. And a 40 - 60 year old woman, with a 2x smaller size bathing suit than what she needed, started dancing next to the playground, shaking her hips like a hooker, and banging her butt into the man at the playground, sliding her body up then crouching down like she's pole dancing on the beach.

Incident 2 @ Virginia Beach 2008:

That 40 - 60 year old woman, was European, along with her 3 blonde daughters. (German, I think..) the pool that was on top of our hotel was closed, both indoor and outdoor due to the weather, it had stormed and rained. So the doors were closed to it. A pool staff was walking away from the doors when the daughters, in bikinis stopped the man and asked "Can you pwease open the pool up? :(" Some touched his body, and he kinda shook it off and said "I'm sorry, I can't." They were really flaunting this poor man. So they continued to make puppy dog faces at him and beg him to open it up. The brave man refused and walked away!

New York City 2008:

As me, my sister, mother and father were on the subway, we noticed a family that we think had been staying in a hotel either near us, or in our hotel too, because we had seen them a lot around the places we went to. Probably a 15 year old daughter and 13 year old son. So their parents sat down and the kids proceeded to pole dancing using the poles you hold onto on the subway. YES. POLE DANCE. In front of their parents!They would slide down it, bump their butts into each other and sway their hips, sliding all around the pole, sometimes humping it..

Incident 2 @ New York City 2008:

I woke up in the hotel room, parents were gone. So I took the elevator to go down stairs and get some breakfast. The second the elevator door opens to the lobby, there are 50+ german tourists waiting to get in. All looking at me and some getting the hotel rooms at the front desk, talking to me in german. It took me a few seconds to come to my senses and walk to the eating area.
 
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Sean;355751 said:
Incident 2 @ New York City 2008:

I woke up in the hotel room, parents were gone. So I took the elevator to go down stairs and get some breakfast. The second the elevator door opens to the lobby, there are 50+ german tourists waiting to get in. All looking at me and some getting the hotel rooms at the front desk, talking to me in german. It took me a few seconds to come to my senses and walk to the eating area.

That's why I usually keep a gun on me.
 
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LOL xD These were innocent germans
 
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Sean;355891 said:
LOL xD These were innocent germans

They get off with a warning.

I remember when I was in Zante.

A boy was arm and legged into the pool and hit his head on the side of the pool. He finally emerged from the water 15 seconds later, crying. We then had a 30 minute discussion about whether or not you could cry under water.