Re: Jokes
My bad, I wasn't paying attention when I posted it and I didn't pick up on it the first time around when it was sent to me. Where it says 'middle of a field' it's actually supposed to be a 'sea of wheat'. I'd originally heard the joke years ago but was a little different from this one... Just put that craptacular posting down to a short attention span and lack of sleep.
Ok this time I'm paying attention to what I'm posting. I promise!
One day a big Indian Chief goes to his local pharmacy. He goes up to the clerk and says, "Last night me f*** squaw, left nut go 'oomph', right nut go 'oomph', dick go 'oomph', condom go BOOM!"
Now the clerk was quite impressed by this sexual feat so he grabbed some Trojans for professionals and tells the Chief to come back and tell him how they work for him.
The next day, the big Chief comes back to the pharmacy, goes right up to the clerk and gruffly says, "Last night me f*** squaw, left nut go 'oomph', right nut go 'oomph', dick go 'oomph', condom go BOOM!"
The clerk thinks to himself, "Damn, this guy must have some kind of super ejaculation going on." So he goes into the back of the store and gets a prototype condom for the Chief. The description on the box reads, "This is a joint effort between Goodyear and Michelin. This condom is steel belted and should only be used in extreme circumstances." The clerk hands the condom to the Chief and tells him about the special condoms, and to report back to him on how well they work for him.
The next day, the Chief comes back on crutches with a shotgun under his arm. He storms up to the clerk. The clerk is thinking, "Oh s**t! The condom must not have worked and he's really p***ed."
The Chief looks at the clerk and yells, "Last night me f*** squaw!! Left nut go 'oomph', right nut go 'oomph', dick go 'oomph, condom go 'oomph, left nut go 'BOOM'!"
) and say "HEY, THOSE ARE SOME LUCKY CHARMS YOU GOT THERE" (pause with laughing) "THEY'RE MAGICALY DELICOUS!!!"
) george bush was all like "we will find the people who planned to destroy the WTC, we will find who looked at them, talked to them, breathed on them etc..." But right after that Iran called us up and said "How may will help you my friends? oh...earlier today?.....Oh we're talking smack on the internet last night!....We're very sorry we try to make a joke we not very funny....." But the war on terrorism was all like we're getting ready to go just like a little kid thats going to the zoo, what seemed like a few minutes later, the troops were already over there! But since it seems like it just a run and go thing, the army needs people like us (carlos then pointed to himself XD)when the US got to the border or Iraq they're all like "Hi can we come over to Iraq?" But if the government didnt give the so called 'freedom' of shooting and arresting illegal aliens that just walts over the border, we could've had the war and in like 2005 or something cause we'd sneak over to their HQ and take of the chains and tires for their tanks then they'd be all like "WTF happened to our tanks!!! Get the general on the radio......THEY TOOK THE FREAKIN RADIO?!?!?!?!?!"