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Just.. Brilliant.

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Just.. Brilliant.

Okay. So today I decided to take the dogs for a walk around a local fishing lake, as you do. Decent weather so I put some shorts on before going out. I stopped to look out across the water because I saw a couple of ducks fighting, whilst standing there I felt a strange tingly feeling on my legs. I was standing close the edge so I thought it might of been chills or something.

Anyway, walking further along the lake I started speaking to a group of fishermen, just general conversation. That's when I noticed the tingly feeling again. I kneeled down to scratch my legs and take off my shoe 'cause my sock was getting scrunched up only to find that my trainer and legs were crawling in Red Ants! Out of reaction I kind of jumped and "screamed" (it was a manly scream :P) and my trainer flew out out of my hand and into the lake.

So I was covered in ants, had about 5 fishermen laughing at me and had to walk a thirty minute walk back to my house with one trainer.

>.<
 
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lol

Well, One trainer is better than none, right?

I'm sorry, I know how you feel. Well, Kinda... I fell into a huge thing of Fire Ants in Texas...
 
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I was chased by bees for like 5 minutes once, got 9 stings, one on my temple, did hurt. Out of curiosity, the dogs get bit and what breed are they?
 
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I have a question, why do all dog owners consider themserlves dog experts? :s everytime i go somewhere with someone and their walking a dog they will stop talk to someone else who's about 9 and have a conversation about breeds and other **** :S
 
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Lol that sucks. Did you get bit?

In about 3rd grade I chucked a rock at a hornets nest. That ****ed em off pretty well. :lol: They chased me clear accross the school yard, I thought I got away but then one stung me in the armpit. Hurt like hell.

And whats a trainer? A leash?
 
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TJ Griffin;327065 said:
Lol that sucks. Did you get bit?

In about 3rd grade I chucked a rock at a hornets nest. That ****ed em off pretty well. :lol: They chased me clear accross the school yard, I thought I got away but then one stung me in the armpit. Hurt like hell.

And whats a trainer? A leash?
One stung me in the neck in 4th grade.
 
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lol

I hate Ants... They are constantly trying to infiltrate my house...
 
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Gunman23;327029 said:
What's a trainer?

TJ Griffin;327065 said:
Lol that sucks. Did you get bit?

In about 3rd grade I chucked a rock at a hornets nest. That ****ed em off pretty well. :lol: They chased me clear accross the school yard, I thought I got away but then one stung me in the armpit. Hurt like hell.

And whats a trainer? A leash?

Shoes, specifically the sporty kind. (i.e. Sneakers or whatever)

adidas-goodyear-womens-trainer-sneakers-4.jpg
 
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TJ Griffin;327065 said:
Lol that sucks. Did you get bit?

I have about three or four bites, little itchy bastards.

TJ Griffin;327065 said:
In about 3rd grade I chucked a rock at a hornets nest. That ****ed em off pretty well. :lol: They chased me clear accross the school yard, I thought I got away but then one stung me in the armpit. Hurt like hell.

Now what did you learn?

Zarkes;327078 said:
this makes me itch all over!

Try having them swarm all over your legs, I guess about 200 on each leg. Scary as hell.

Nekaku;326980 said:
I'm sorry, I know how you feel. Well, Kinda... I fell into a huge thing of Fire Ants in Texas...

Are Red Ants and Fire Ants the same thing?

Vero Caerso;327087 said:
Thats pretty horrible though, stupid fisherman can go drown. Haha ^.^

I can't really blame them for laughing, I did look quite ridiculous jumping around and screaming like a little girl as they crawl up my shorts.

droded;327098 said:
Shoes, specifically the sporty kind. (i.e. Sneakers or whatever)

adidas-goodyear-womens-trainer-sneakers-4.jpg

Or in my case;
75476006-250x250-0-0_Puma+Basket+II.jpg


Ah, 'twas a good pair of shoes, specifically the sporty kind. They were almost brand new! Bastard ants.