Drunk or not drunk -- I will gouge someone's eye out. My dance moves are horrifically lethal.
Angel and Steve will inevitably hook up. Hobbe will get molested by Giki-Chan, he'll just pretend to not enjoy it. Cheez's choice of music will go considerably down-hill the more drunk he becomes, to the point that we're raving to smooth jazz - which will liven up Arseface who has been lingering in the corner stroking his Chick Corea CD. Every so often a few electrical appliances will magically disappear coincidentally while Hermit is no-where to be seen. At some point Tsuyu will escape his cage and drag several innocent by-standers back into said cage. Purp will be seen, holding a white russian, chasing after Hermit, who is carrying away Purp's rug and Dark Drakan will be seen enjoying a russian without the white. Scarecrow will be found swaying back and forth out in the field wishing he could join in and wondering why the farmer stuffed apples down his shirt to make him look more like a female scarecrow. SAG will be found asleep in the tractor most of the evening, while IAmSomeDamnHorse is seen driving a combine harvester as Dark Intellect runs in the opposite direction. Later in the evening Tyloric, along with Firis and Skotekal, will perform a Chippendale strip tease performance. Aions will be seen caressing his most favourite My Little Pony figurine, while Azer throws the one ring into Mt Doom. Sephi and Howler will tango dance over hot coals, narrowly avoiding Demi's dangerous, life-threathening experiments involving coke and mentos and White Knight attempts to rescue Dark Intellect outside. Necro will, of course, be raving to dubstep whilst dressed as a Super Saiyan-Jedi-Assassin-Hero and Rotid will be pelvic-thrusting across the room while riding a skateboard. Then The Annoying Hoverer stumbles in amongst the commotion and is scarred for life. Thus making her...one of us.
Gird your loins, everyone. This is gonna be one HELLAVA PARTY!!
