tjbyrum1
That Asshole Son-of-a-Bitch
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I attempted to play the game once. Mass Effect 1? 2?
I saw the case... I was like "Not another space-game". But I decided to try it out anyway.
It began pretty interesting. I was customizing a character, and choosing a background for him - which I found interesting.
Then I came across some dialogue. What was that? I got to choose among what I would say to the characters? Was pretty neat and interesting to me at least. I told that asses to stop ****ing off and o what the hell they were suppose to do - in a Mass Effect character's sort of way.
However I soon was dropped down on an 'alien planet' or something. What!? Am I playing StarWars!? I proceeded to keep playing.
Something attacked! I was a bit angry that our chick died and the guy did not, I figured I could have some secretive dialogue with her later. However little flying balls shooting lasers at us had different plans. I proceeded to blast them to pieces with what appeared to be a 'pew-pew' pistol... or rifle or something.
From here, I decided I shouldn't play this game - ever again. I was tempted to crush it under the weight of a basketball goal, and beat it mercilessly with a baseball bat (don't test me, Morrowind experienced this beating and was then thrown into the woods next to my house). I decided to let my dad sell it for ten bucks at the Jockey Lot.
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Lasting impression?
Well, the features were interesting. Unique dialogue scenes and character-building. However I cannot stand the fact 'aliens' exist in a video game, or spaceships, or even laser-weapons in that matter. I am not a sci-fi guy. Is it a good game? Probably, just not for me... at all. I was deeply bummed out by it.
I shivered as I remember my first few minutes playing Halo 3.
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Needless to say, I began playing CoD 4, Modern Warfare which took me by surprise considering I hate FPS's.
I saw the case... I was like "Not another space-game". But I decided to try it out anyway.
It began pretty interesting. I was customizing a character, and choosing a background for him - which I found interesting.
Then I came across some dialogue. What was that? I got to choose among what I would say to the characters? Was pretty neat and interesting to me at least. I told that asses to stop ****ing off and o what the hell they were suppose to do - in a Mass Effect character's sort of way.
However I soon was dropped down on an 'alien planet' or something. What!? Am I playing StarWars!? I proceeded to keep playing.
Something attacked! I was a bit angry that our chick died and the guy did not, I figured I could have some secretive dialogue with her later. However little flying balls shooting lasers at us had different plans. I proceeded to blast them to pieces with what appeared to be a 'pew-pew' pistol... or rifle or something.
From here, I decided I shouldn't play this game - ever again. I was tempted to crush it under the weight of a basketball goal, and beat it mercilessly with a baseball bat (don't test me, Morrowind experienced this beating and was then thrown into the woods next to my house). I decided to let my dad sell it for ten bucks at the Jockey Lot.
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Lasting impression?
Well, the features were interesting. Unique dialogue scenes and character-building. However I cannot stand the fact 'aliens' exist in a video game, or spaceships, or even laser-weapons in that matter. I am not a sci-fi guy. Is it a good game? Probably, just not for me... at all. I was deeply bummed out by it.
I shivered as I remember my first few minutes playing Halo 3.
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Needless to say, I began playing CoD 4, Modern Warfare which took me by surprise considering I hate FPS's.