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Mountain Eww

Wonderfoole WINO

Wonderfoole WINO

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I used to love Mountain Dew. I mean really really love it. I would drink can after can of that stuff all day long. It got so bad that I litterally couldn't function without it. I was addicted. But, as I got older I got tired of it, cut down and eventually gave it up alltogether. For the past few years I haven't drunk soda at all, except for an occasional cola.

But just a few minuets ago, my friend got me to try the new Dark Knight Mountain Dew. It was just... vile. Like strange chemicals mixed with sugar, carbonation, sugar, and sugar. Which is what it is. After just a few sips I had put it down. Just the taste of it is revolting, and I feel like I have been punched in the gut. I felt a mild sensation to vomit, and still feel sick and shaky all over. I hope all of this is making sense, because honestly I think drinking straight wiskey is easier and results in a clearer head then that fizzy blue **** I just drank. It stays down easier too.

This whole experience has left me with so many questions. What the hell is in that stuff? How can a human being drink it? How the hell was I able to drink it for so many years and live to tell about it? How it it allowed to be marketed for human consumption? Where did these strange faires in my room come from? Whats crawling all over my skin? What is the, um, what are we talking about?

But seriously, just a few sips of that stuff has now made my physically ill.
 
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I always thought Mountain Dew tasted like lemon-flavored ****. I'm amazed you lasted as long as you did.
 
I can bet my left eyebrow the myth "you can never eat only one potato chip" isn't true. I'd have to pat myself on the back if I can manage two. These things are disgusting.
 
I hate Dr. Pepper.
All my friends like it. I ****ing loathe it.
I dont care if it has 24 "flavors" It all makes for a disgusting taste of indescribable **** and sugar in ones mouth.
If you like it, you probably like anchovies and blue cheese, which tastes like the underside of tug boat and construction workers boot-inserts respectively.
/rant
 
Haha, I remember that, you Mountain Dew freak, you!

I dont mind Fizzy drinks, But I cant handle V, Redbull, Monster or those crazy sort of energy drinks because they're just tooooo much.

I went for about 4 months without eating fast food, fizzy drinks and unhealthy crap.. Was good.. but went back to my old ways
 
I remember there was another member addicted to Mountain Dew. Think his name started with J and ended in amesButts. Could swear that guy bleeds the stuff.

I haven't tried it myself, and I don't think I ever will. Overly-sweet drinks make me ill.
 
I used to love it but now...nah. All we get around here is the Mountain Dew with extra caffeine in and that just gives me an almighty headache at best.

I can't stand any energy drinks either - they're too sickly sweet for me. But I still love my fizzy drinks - pity they don't make Sass any more. Now that drink was the shizzle...
 
This thread makes me sad. I love both Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper.

Hell, I even like that blue Mountain Due Revolt or whatever it's called.

Caffeine and sugar make everything okay.
 
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I used to drink anything fizzy and sugary, but in the last couple of years nothing tastes good to me anymore. Coke and Sprite are ok when cold but when they're warm theyre awful too.
 
I have a pretty high tolerance for sweet stuff. I like Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, and Monster, though I don't really drink any of them on a regular basis. The only thing I can think of off the top of my head that is too sweet for me to eat is, well, a glob of nothing but white cake frosting. Other than that, I can consume pretty much any kind of sweet food product.
 
Always makes me wonder how putting so many chemicals and colourings together along with a load of sugar can qualify as an everyday drink. I dont drink any energy drinks any more after a long time ago having a bad experience after a lot of Vodka & Red Bull. Ive also seen videos of what some energy drinks do to your blood and its rather shocking.
 
Strangely enough I've gone off fizzy drinks despite loving them up until recently, now I just drink fresh apple/orange juice and welches grape juice, half the stuff makes my wee smell funny but at least it's healthy right? Tastes better than fizzy drinks too.
 
Dark Drakan said:
Always makes me wonder how putting so many chemicals and colourings together along with a load of sugar can qualify as an everyday drink. I dont drink any energy drinks any more after a long time ago having a bad experience after a lot of Vodka & Red Bull. Ive also seen videos of what some energy drinks do to your blood and its rather shocking.
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Not to mention the 'nards, man! Think of the 'nards!
 
Jägerbombs anyone? Jägermeister and redbull combined.

One minute you're fully concious... then you wake up in your bed.
 
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