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My best friend from New Jersey in the silver Versa.

Walker

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I was coming home from North Carolina today, and when I ran into traffic on 95, significantly south of DC, I detoured to take 301 north through Fort A.P. Hill and all that. Former major corridor, big road, but kinda deserted compared to 95. Way better than sitting in traffic.

So I was going through Fort A.P. Hill when I noticed the silver Nissan Versa in front of me, which amused me because I drive a blue Versa. Then, for the next two hours, me and this silver Versa kept passing each other. Not even on purpose. It was like, oh, okay, I passed silver Versa chick... HEY THAT BITCH JUST BLEW PAST ME WHEN THAT JACKASS HIT HIS BRAKES. Get back here!

It amused the **** out of me for some reason. And then, I got home and turned off 301 and Silver Versa Chick continued onward to New Jersey (the asshole of America.)
 
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JohnDoe said:
I have a few experiences like this. Though I'm a pretty boring guy, if I notice me and another car taking turns passing each other endlessly, I stop. I stay in back and just coast behind the guy. Sometimes I am tempted though, when they move over to the right as if they are allowing me to, no, asking me to pass. But I go chess rules with this, repeat the same move enough times, stalemate game over stop playing.

But again, I'm boring.

Edit: Check out Craigslist to see if she wrote anything to you. "To the guy in the blue Versa, you didn't ask for my number, you suck." etc. Just go check, you never know.
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Same thing happened with a redneck in a Toyota pickup down roundabout North Carolina. That amused me less because he was specifically zooming by me every time I passed him or got close.

True story, John, I do think she was an attractive young lady. Thought there was a kid in the backseat. Off-putting.

Tsuyu said:
Did it have orange skin?
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You think you're joking. University of Maryland has almost as many New Jerseyans as Marylanders going there, and you'd be surprised how many of them really are orange-skinned harridans.
 
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JohnDoe said:
Re-read this thread and got to thinking about stuff.

Was remembering a time I was out camping with a kid who didn't really appreciate nature. I used a flock of birds to come up with some lame lecture to just maybe plant a seed in his mind. Whether or not it worked, I couldn't say. But in my little inspirational whatever-you-want-to-call-it, I mentioned how the birds rotate who flies in lead, taking turns who does the more laborious flying. Perhaps humans do this as well without thinking about it, perhaps this is what you and the silver Versa chick were doing? I don't know, I put too much thought into these things.

Carry on good sirs.
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Eh, you just reminded me of the Tour De France. I'm sick of hearing about Cadel Evans FFS.

HobbeBrain said:
It's things like this that makes me wish I was old enough to drive.

ONLY TWO AND A HALF MORE YEARS TO GO.
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Two and a half more years until we have to fear for our lives daily.
 
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JohnDoe said:
Re-read this thread and got to thinking about stuff.

Was remembering a time I was out camping with a kid who didn't really appreciate nature. I used a flock of birds to come up with some lame lecture to just maybe plant a seed in his mind. Whether or not it worked, I couldn't say. But in my little inspirational whatever-you-want-to-call-it, I mentioned how the birds rotate who flies in lead, taking turns who does the more laborious flying. Perhaps humans do this as well without thinking about it, perhaps this is what you and the silver Versa chick were doing? I don't know, I put too much thought into these things.

Carry on good sirs.
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''I give you slipstream, you give me slipstream''?
 
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