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My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guessed "guns" you were right!)

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My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guessed "guns" you were right!)

A Yugoslavian SKS:



and a Mosin-Nagant M44 Carbine:



Two more Communist pieces of trash added to my ever growing arsenal. I love Russian weapons... I'm totally raping the Communist ideal. Purchasing weapons made in a "Worker's Paradise" made by some underpaid, poor machinist for literally pennies on the dollar in a Capitalist country. **** Commies.

The SKS shoots a 7.62x39, which looks like this:

7.62x39


and the Mosin shoots a whalloping 7.62x54R, which looks like this:

7.62x54R


(If an admin/mod reads this, could you please change the title so the word "guessed" is spelled correctly? Thanks.)
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

nice new weapons ya got thar
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

Note to self: Stop sneaking around Freak's house...
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

Skotekal;172143 said:
Note to self: Stop sneaking around Freak's house...

Don't tell lies! You wouldn't be posting if you had been sneaking around my house. Trust me, if you did your corpse would be feeding my mother's tulips as we speak.
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

I was sending boy scouts, I'm not stupid enough to put myself at risk! Besides, the only way I could defend myself is by throwing my body at you and hoping that I hit you after I'm shot to death.
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

Skotekal;172146 said:
I was sending boy scouts, I'm not stupid enough to put myself at risk! Besides, the only way I could defend myself is by throwing my body at you and hoping that I hit you after I'm shot to death.

More lies you dumbass!

1. You just said that you, Skotekal, were sneaking around my home.
2. I have not killed a boy scout for at least 2 months!
3. Unless your atoms can throw themselves at me then you'd have no chance at even coming remotely near my body! You would be blown up 20 times to Hell!
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

1. I didn't quite mean in a literal sense
2. That's because I ran out
3. The misty spray of blood would infect you with all sorts of diseases...
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

Skotekal;172150 said:
1. I didn't quite mean in a literal sense
2. That's because I ran out
3. The misty spray of blood would infect you with all sorts of diseases...

1. It sounded extremely literal
2. Then go ahead and get more of your Boy Whores and send them over. My dogs are hungry.
3. Fool! I am immune to all diseases except the common cold, not because it mutates each year, but because I pity it's weakness. Also you would vaporize because I kill things with fire!
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

1. Many things are decieving...
2. When I find more recruits, I will. On a side note, what kind of dogs do you have?
3. Sh**!!!!
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

1. I don't give a ****!
2. I have two Bull Mastifs, one Saint Bernard, a pitbull, and a wiener dog who will bite your nuts off.
3. Sh** is right, biotch.
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

1. Too bad
2. Damn...
3. Stay away from Freak...

And do you have a large collection of knives aswell?
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

I do have many knives. I would post them, but this thread is about guns.
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

Close quarters combat too... Damn your one lethal S.O.B.!!!
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

I only know how to kill a man three ways. With 30 rounds of lead, 12 inches of sharpened steel, or strangulation with my meat-hook like hands. Anything else is elementary.
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

:ermm: I feel like I'm being watched...
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

Do not be afraid of the unknown, Skotekal.
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

Me likey your guns :D!

What are you paying for Russian weaponry? Coz I have a couple of contacts living in the Motherland who could probably get them a lot cheaper...:ninja: :P
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

Angel - Wife and Underground Arms Dealer.
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

Tsuyu;172172 said:
Angel - Wife and Underground Arms Dealer.

:lol: thwe otehr day she sold me a .50 cal for only 40!

and may i suggest that you use the hollowpoint tips so thatt you may be able to remove those....tough inground stains:P
 
Re: My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guesses "guns" you were right!)

I am with many talents...although I can't get you a good deal on those furry russian hats. They cost a fortune over there...but if you want 24 carat gold jewellery I can get it for you at a HUGE discount :D
 
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