New Zealand!

[ScareCrowReturn]

New Zealand!

I was just wondering and I have some questions to you who DONT live in New Zealand.. Which is mostly everyone! and I will tell you what I think of New Zealand.

I think New Zealand has to be the Best OVerall country in the world, Crim eis very low, Friendly.. Well you always have those people who just want to cause trouble), The Experience you can get and Opportunities that you can have in New Zealand Is so much more then alot of countries, The Mountains, Lakes, Waterfalls, Scnerarys are Beautiful. Im a very Nature person so this may not appeal to you.. But..

How many of you can Rock Climb on REAL Cliff Face (Where you live)?
How many of you can White Water Kayak RIGHT where you live?
How many of you can go Caving RIGHT where you live?
How many of you can go Mountain biking right where you live?
How many of you can go on 5 day tramps round a mountain where you live?

All these things I have done, Thanks to a Subject I take in my school and All this is Where I live, I find it Extrodinary.. New Zealand is a "Young" country compared to alot.

So im saying to you If you want to Experience alot more in the Outdoors, go to New Zealand!

THINGS I have done:
24 hour Mountain Bike Race
White Water Kayaking (3 Days)
Tramp around mount Egmont (5 days, Ive done it twice)
South island Rock Climbing trip (13 Days)
Caving (1 day)
Canyonning (1 day)
High ropes Course (4 days)
Spookers (1 night)
Minimal Tramp (3 days)
Snowboarding (2 days)
North Island Rock Climbing Trip (3 days)
Rotavegas (1 Day)
WaikatoExtraveganza! (1 day)
Ureweras Tramp (6 days)

Theres alot more but Hard to remember them!

 

[James Butts]

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Get me some pictures of your surroundings, it sounds like a cool place, but I want proof.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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^ I thought I had a thread with my stuff and nobody seemed interested.. =[

But sure.. heres SOME photos..

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Thats SOME Pictures, Not many But if you would like to see more just ask. = ]

Those were mainly from one trip so yeahhhh not much variety..

 

[James Butts]

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Wow, that looks alot like were I live (Alaska) It is very beautiful here too and has much outdoor opportunities.

 

[Arseface]

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I'm more of an indoors man myself, but that stuff looks pretty cool.

I wouldn't be able to handle the accent though :lol:

 

[Tsuyu]

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Well, you do have the kiwi birds over there - the most awesome bird in existence. But I'll stick to my frozen north.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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^ Haha You must be sarcastic about the Kiwi bird.. Probably one of the most Useless and weakest animals ever haha. But it is a lovely bird still!

 

[Tsuyu]

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No, kiwis are awesome. While all other birds (except penguins) flutter about like idiots, here is a bird who can say "Nah, screw that!".

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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^ You're right, You ahve opened my eyes up to the wonders of "The Kiwi Bird"!

Haha! Oh I love Penguins!

 

[Angel]

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Well New Zealand is nothing compared to the West Midlands - here you can hang around outside kebab shops trying to work out which of you looks old enough to buy cheap cider from Bargain Booze; you can smash up bus shelters or, if you're feeling especially creative, write your name all over them instead; you can loiter in alleyways and use them as a urinal; or you can do what Steve's cousin did and nick a playhouse from a nursery school yard then sleep in it on some random person's lawn.

Who needs great scenery, healthy activities and low crime levels when you can come live here and collect ASBO'S and STD's like they're trophies to show off to your friends?

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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Name and Address of where I can stay? >.<

 

[TRA Rotid]

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All hail New Zealand and Australia.

No, kiwis are awesome. While all other birds (except penguins) flutter about like idiots, here is a bird who can say "Nah, screw that!".

Or here is a bird who HAS to say "Screw that".

 

[Angel]

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Name and Address of where I can stay? >.<

Any public convenience, alley, or community centre car park after dark will do...take your pick

 

[Firis]

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Haha! Oh I love Penguins!

Penguins are my ultimate fav animal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

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Well New Zealand is nothing compared to the West Midlands - here you can hang around outside kebab shops trying to work out which of you looks old enough to buy cheap cider from Bargain Booze; you can smash up bus shelters or, if you're feeling especially creative, write your name all over them instead; you can loiter in alleyways and use them as a urinal; or you can do what Steve's cousin did and nick a playhouse from a nursery school yard then sleep in it on some random person's lawn.

Who needs great scenery, healthy activities and low crime levels when you can come live here and collect ASBO'S and STD's like they're trophies to show off to your friends?

You just described how i spent my weekend o.o

aanyway, i've always wanted to move to newzealand, england is ****e imo.

 

[Firis]

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^Lol, There is like no crime in my city, never seen or heard a crime other than car crashes, speeding and DUI... I don't consider vandalism a crime cause getting s sharpie and writing all over everything and laying nails up against parked car's tires is too much fun >

 

[Skotekal]

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What about Kanadia? We can give you... Lots of snow?

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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^ Ooo I love snow! We have SNow.. Just go South .. More..

 

[Zjuggernaut]

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Hu-Maka-Hu-Maka-HAH!*

*The Haka..

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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Yeah the Haka's cool but.. They over use it and it just gets bland and the same old same old..