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One Thing Never to Say to a Porta Rican

Zjuggernaut

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One Thing Never to Say to a Porta Rican

Me and my friend Shaun were on Xbox Live yesterday. Casually playing a little Halo 3, a few other games and whatnot. We were in a game with someone called EmoBasher. So we added him to the party, complimented him on his name and then he invited his friends. One from Ohio, another from Newcastle (Yay). After talking for a while, almost ****ing myself about 40 times, another random popped into the party. He sounded "African American". He kept saying "Yo" and "n**ger" and so on. I asked him "Are you black?" ... Big mistake. He went a little crazy for around 5 minutes. "I'm f**king Porta Rican, man! F**king Porta Rican! F**k you, man! British piece of S**t!" or Words to that effect.

Avoid the question "Are you black?" over Xbox Live, trust me.

It ended with:
Porta Rican guy: "F**k this, yo. I don't like yo new friends." *Left party.*
Shaun: You just had to ask.. Didn't you?
American #1: *Couldn't stop laughing*
American #2: *Couldn't stop laughing*
Guy from Newcastle: You have to know, what to say and when to say it. *Laughs*

Take my advice. Avoid that question.
 
Re: One Thing Never to Say to a Porta Rican

John.
Yes. No offence was meant. But I understand what you mean. It was unbelievably funny.

L2P.
Lol.
 
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JohnDoe;295322 said:
In a world where people can be so easily offended over nothing, I never ask about anyone's race, religion or orientation.

Those who get offended must be weak or not proud of what they are because if someone asked me IF i was Black or Christian And I said No and they laughed at me i wouldnt Insult them back or Whimper, Cause I like who I am.

Why cant people just live with who they are and not be ashamed of it.. yes I know cause of Media and How they have Projected and What-not, Same **** different day.
 
Re: One Thing Never to Say to a Porta Rican

I'm so doing that the next time I have the opportunity.
 
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I know alot of black people on xbox live, it was funny because i was i a party with all my mates and this one randomer pops up and was like "Yo what up ma N**gers and everone was jsut silent, we though **** theres a black dude in a party D: and the black was just "what up dude" then the british guy (the randomer) was like"oh **** your black? sorry man" and left, soooo yeah, tht made no sense, but i like to contribute :)
 
Re: One Thing Never to Say to a Porta Rican

Some people have thought i was Australian on Xbox Live for some reason. Also a random bar owner in Turkey who randomly said G'Day to me every morning when i was there.
 
Re: One Thing Never to Say to a Porta Rican

People have mistaken me for many things ranging from being a New Zealander to being from Turkey.

It's still a mystery.
 
Re: One Thing Never to Say to a Porta Rican

Sounds like an interesting experience... I had some epic moments on Halo2 and 3 Online.... guys singing, guys talking about their day, some fights (lots). Seriously, nerdy, smart and noob talk is awesome. Shame my girlfriend isn't such a dork... like me :wub: