One Thing Never to Say to a Porta Rican
Me and my friend Shaun were on Xbox Live yesterday. Casually playing a little Halo 3, a few other games and whatnot. We were in a game with someone called EmoBasher. So we added him to the party, complimented him on his name and then he invited his friends. One from Ohio, another from Newcastle (Yay). After talking for a while, almost ****ing myself about 40 times, another random popped into the party. He sounded "African American". He kept saying "Yo" and "n**ger" and so on. I asked him "Are you black?" ... Big mistake. He went a little crazy for around 5 minutes. "I'm f**king Porta Rican, man! F**king Porta Rican! F**k you, man! British piece of S**t!" or Words to that effect.
Avoid the question "Are you black?" over Xbox Live, trust me.
It ended with:
Porta Rican guy: "F**k this, yo. I don't like yo new friends." *Left party.*
Shaun: You just had to ask.. Didn't you?
American #1: *Couldn't stop laughing*
American #2: *Couldn't stop laughing*
Guy from Newcastle: You have to know, what to say and when to say it. *Laughs*
Take my advice. Avoid that question.
Me and my friend Shaun were on Xbox Live yesterday. Casually playing a little Halo 3, a few other games and whatnot. We were in a game with someone called EmoBasher. So we added him to the party, complimented him on his name and then he invited his friends. One from Ohio, another from Newcastle (Yay). After talking for a while, almost ****ing myself about 40 times, another random popped into the party. He sounded "African American". He kept saying "Yo" and "n**ger" and so on. I asked him "Are you black?" ... Big mistake. He went a little crazy for around 5 minutes. "I'm f**king Porta Rican, man! F**king Porta Rican! F**k you, man! British piece of S**t!" or Words to that effect.
Avoid the question "Are you black?" over Xbox Live, trust me.
It ended with:
Porta Rican guy: "F**k this, yo. I don't like yo new friends." *Left party.*
Shaun: You just had to ask.. Didn't you?
American #1: *Couldn't stop laughing*
American #2: *Couldn't stop laughing*
Guy from Newcastle: You have to know, what to say and when to say it. *Laughs*
Take my advice. Avoid that question.