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cheezMcNASTY

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so I was playing Halo 3 matchmaking not several hours ago and i encountered a 31 year old gamer who was a liscenced pastor. i learned several interesting things about being a pastor and a gamer.

1.) it is in fact legal to have a marital ceremony over a video game. this man had personally married people over world of warcraft. it gets better. i could literally go into forge, build a church, find a girl on xbox live. if we wanted to get married, it could be done over halo 3.

now here's something less nerdy and more entertaining.
2.) certain states (Ohio, Georgia, and California just to name a few) allow for something called a "proxy marriage". like the name suggests, the groom can sign a paper and have someone else attend the ceremony in his stead while still being legally married to the bride. not even having to attend a ceremony. i then asked him if it was possible to trick the groom into signing one of these papers before the marriage to which he replied yes. so if you wanted to be a complete prick and your state of residence allows this procedure, you could fool someones fiance into signing one of these documents and legally marry his wife. wait 1 year, 5 years, 50 years then approach them. show it and prove that you are in fact the rightful husband.

so. standard.

there really is no point to this thread beyond that. i just found those two facts endlessly entertaining. i was literally laughing myself into a stupor for 20 minutes over it.
 
Re: Online Marriage

cheezMcNASTY;422446 said:
so I was playing Halo 3 matchmaking not several hours ago and i encountered a 31 year old gamer who was a liscenced pastor. i learned several interesting things about being a pastor and a gamer.

1.) it is in fact legal to have a marital ceremony over a video game. this man had personally married people over world of warcraft. it gets better. i could literally go into forge, build a church, find a girl on xbox live. if we wanted to get married, it could be done over halo 3.

now here's something less nerdy and more entertaining.
2.) certain states (Ohio, Georgia, and California just to name a few) allow for something called a "proxy marriage". like the name suggests, the groom can sign a paper and have someone else attend the ceremony in his stead while still being legally married to the bride. not even having to attend a ceremony. i then asked him if it was possible to trick the groom into signing one of these papers before the marriage to which he replied yes. so if you wanted to be a complete prick and your state of residence allows this procedure, you could fool someones fiance into signing one of these documents and legally marry his wife. wait 1 year, 5 years, 50 years then approach them. show it and prove that you are in fact the rightful husband.

so. standard.

there really is no point to this thread beyond that. i just found those two facts endlessly entertaining. i was literally laughing myself into a stupor for 20 minutes over it.
That sounds ever so standard.

That sounds hilarious but also alot of work. Don't you have to consecrate your vows the night you get married? Does that lead to cyber sex on xbox?
 
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Purple Nurple;422495 said:
That sounds ever so standard.

That sounds hilarious but also alot of work. Don't you have to consecrate your vows the night you get married? Does that lead to cyber sex on xbox?

nah blud.
i think you'd have to get the bride to sign the certificate with your name on it though. next time the guys online i'm going to get the specifics. if the wrong guy stumbles across this thread in a google search i will lol.
 
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cheez, McNASTY.

*Presses right thumbstick*

Will you proxy marry me?

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cheezMcNASTY;422525 said:
nah blud.

Damn it, Purp. What have you done to him?

Didn't they do a spoof thing on Arby 'n' the Chief and they like, trashed the wedding and started shooting everyone?
 
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Zjuggernaut;426124 said:
Damn it, Purp. What have you done to him?

Didn't they do a spoof thing on Arby 'n' the Chief and they like, trashed the wedding and started shooting everyone?

yeah, here it is.
[youtube]onNXzPFhuDU[/youtube]

that was in response to a trend of people having "mock" weddings, though. there have been very few cases of an actual halo 3 marriage.
there was a file going around the file shares in the first year the game was out where someone spelled out "marry me?" in guns. but i think it was largely taken as a joke. :lol: