Parasites and other lovely things

[fable freak 37]

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What are you talking about?

You were telling that fellow fable forumer to suck it up!
I just said (calmly):Go easy on him/her.
Sorry about the double post but my computer has gotten a bit glitchy and weird so it tends to duplicate things by itsself.

 

[Tsuyu]

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Maybe you aren't aware - but I'm a moderator. I also consider the other staff members my close friends. I know them quite well.

I was obviously making a joke.

You should calm down, ironically.

 

[fable freak 37]

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Maybe you aren't aware - but I'm a moderator. I also consider the other staff members my close friends. I know them quite well.

I was obviously making a joke.

You should calm down, ironically.

Oh, sorry.It's just in my instinct to defend people.

 

[Tsuyu]

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That's a trait that blows conflicts out of proportions rather than ending them. You should restrain yourself in that aspect.

 

[Angel]

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Congrats! You actually had me worried for your health in the first part of that paragraph :lol:

Do you know the gender of the parasite?

Not yet but will be finding out in April when I have the next scan. Good grief but I'm getting FAT!!!!11111one - I just don't know what I'll do if it's a boy - I don't know how to raise boys. They scare me...

Pfft. Angel, suck it up. My cat had the same thing, but she had nine of those parasites and she didn't complain or nohing.

You wimp!

Kiss my ass, sweetie :kiss: :lol:

It'll be the only time I get a licence to really scream obscenities at professionals without getting into trouble so I intend to make the most of it. After all, last time I kicked the midwife in the face and she took it rather well. I also called her a ****ing bitch - considering she was also a member of my church and I had to see her there the following week, she was rather pleasant about it all. Guess it goes with the territory...

Seriously, some of the things they do to women in labour are just...gross...you couldn't make a film with it in because it'd never get released...

 

[Tsuyu]

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Any time, darling, any time... :kiss:

I'm also not that sure about your self-proclaimed inability to raise boys. I reckon you've done a proper job with Steve.

 

[Angel]

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:lol: Yeah, I suppose I have raised him from teenager to adulthood - I'm such a filthy cradle snatcher...

I just don't know anything about boys except they eat a lot, punch each other and eventually just wind up in their rooms, jacking off to porn and grunting every time you try to make conversation. And they smell funny too...

Maybe I'll just send it back if it's a boy - I'm sure if it can come out it can go back in, right?

 

[droded]

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If it's a boy, call it droded.:thumbsup:

Everything will be alright.

 

[Digital 0sm0sis]

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I just don't know anything about boys except they eat a lot, punch each other and eventually just wind up in their rooms, jacking off to porn and grunting every time you try to make conversation. And they smell funny too...

Well I think you covered all the basics there (you forgot video games) and thats all you need, you should be fine!

 

[Shirosaki]

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Just to make sure he's still alive, send a steady flow of snacks into the room any way you can. You dont want to catch him doing anything though, he could get vicious.

 

[DragonMaster91]

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We are talking about a parasite, not a roommate.

 

[Shirosaki]

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Read the posts ya twit - and if you seriously think she has a parasite, you're rather stupid.

 

[DragonMaster91]

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I know!
Sheesh! Still, slip him a ton of pizza! And then some Coke!

Had this up my sleeve the whole time.

 

[TRA Rotid]

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I just don't know anything about boys except they eat a lot, punch each other and eventually just wind up in their rooms, jacking off to porn and grunting every time you try to make conversation. And they smell funny too...

You say you don`t know anything and yet you say everything.

 

[DragonMaster91]

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You say you don`t know anything and yet you say everything.

Than I am not a guy am I?
I guess I am very different from a guy, or a girl... I can't stand pain, and I can't even try to bring up... jacking... off....

 

[Shirosaki]

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You say you don`t know anything and yet you say everything.

Than I am not a guy am I?
I guess I am very different from a guy, or a girl... I can't stand pain, and I can't even try to bring up... jacking... off....

He wasn't talking to you, was he?

 

[Tsuyu]

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Pain is an amazing thing.

If you've been out in the cold and wash your hands in warm water, the water will feel much warmer than it would if you've been inside all day.

Same goes with pain and pleasure - experiencing pain at the same time as pleasure greatly enhances the feeling of pleasure due to the contrast between the two.

 

[DragonMaster91]

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He wasn't talking to you, was he?

What? No no was talking to me. He was talking about my gender, and I merely stated I act... differently from it...

So, what do you mean? Are just trying to make me mad by being a jerk?

It is working.
Besides, who said he was?
:realmad::realmad: :realmad::realmad: :realmad:

Pain is an amazing thing.

If you've been out in the cold and wash your hands in warm water, the water will feel much warmer than it would if you've been inside all day.

Same goes with pain and pleasure - experiencing pain at the same time as pleasure greatly enhances the feeling of pleasure due to the contrast between the two.

You have an odd imagination...

 

[Shirosaki]

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I just read the rest of dragon's post. I'll just back away from this thread, slowly.
I don't even understand what he says most of the time

 

[Tsuyu]

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You have an odd imagination...

Imagination..? Far from it. Its very much real. You shouldn't knock it before you try it...if you dare.